Subject: Uh... is this supposed to be... funny?
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Posted on: 2013-04-14 22:09:00 UTC
Because it says Humor/Sci-Fi. Actually, all it manages is Odd/Sci-Fi/Two Mentions of Canon Places.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9157142/1/The-Fyur-Rookerie-vs-The-Saaikshethy%C3%BC-Clan
This says it's fanfiction for Phineas and Ferb. There is no Phineas and Ferb element in there. None whatsoever. The only fic that I can think of that displaces its supposedly assumed canon more is Wabloo Swabloo, and Wabloo Swabloo is a stain on the entire Internet.
(In case it wasn't clear, don't click on that link unless you are ready to confront what may potentially be what falls out of the English language's nose when it sneezes. No, wait, that's still far too elegant a term to describe Wabloo Swabloo.)
Seriously, what.
...What did I just read, now?
Okay..... WTF
De flaming heck?
I did go and watch the comedy skit it's apparently based off of, and I guess it's somewhat funny. That doesn't make this funny. I guess it's trying to ask the age-old philosophical question that nobody has ever asked: what if Dave Chapelle wrote Star Trek? Except it's masquerading as a peice of Phineas and Ferb fanfiction. And it fails to answer the question particularily well.
That the only reasn I even found this story is because the author put out an alert for one of my own stories and also messaged me about it. They asked me which ones of six female characters (Candace, Stacy, Jenny, Isabella, Vanessa and Eliza) would appear in my story, and I responded, saying I was curious why they would ask this. Their response? "Please don't hurt candace or stacy" - their punctuation.
They're talking about their characters appearing in your writing?
They were talking about canon characters, and whether they were going to appear in my story (since they haven't yet).
...the author has a thing for panty shots and pulling down panty-hiding clothing. And that this Yar character is his self insert.