This says it's fanfiction for Phineas and Ferb. There is no Phineas and Ferb element in there. None whatsoever. The only fic that I can think of that displaces its supposedly assumed canon more is Wabloo Swabloo, and Wabloo Swabloo is a stain on the entire Internet.

(In case it wasn't clear, don't click on that link unless you are ready to confront what may potentially be what falls out of the English language's nose when it sneezes. No, wait, that's still far too elegant a term to describe Wabloo Swabloo.)

...What did I just read, now?

Okay..... WTF

De flaming heck?

I did go and watch the comedy skit it's apparently based off of, and I guess it's somewhat funny. That doesn't make this funny. I guess it's trying to ask the age-old philosophical question that nobody has ever asked: what if Dave Chapelle wrote Star Trek? Except it's masquerading as a peice of Phineas and Ferb fanfiction. And it fails to answer the question particularily well.

...the author has a thing for panty shots and pulling down panty-hiding clothing. And that this Yar character is his self insert.