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Subject: BAAAAADFIIIC
Author: Chliever
Posted on: 2009-04-08 21:59:00 UTC

Mmm mmmm mmm. Nothing like hot, steamy, Fullmetal Alchemist badfic. May I present, "Newbies."

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/122621

This one stuck out for a number of reasons, mostly the premise. OK, so, the US Senate makes a law so that there are now ten deadly sins, and apparently, this means the Homunculi need to go recruiting. So they bring the Sue and her cat from our world to theirs, and turn them into Homunculi.

Homunculi being what they are, this might be a pretty hard kill.

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BAAAAADFIIIC by Chliever on 2009-04-08 21:59:00 UTC

The Senate? by Ulalume on 2009-04-12 18:32:00 UTC Reply

But FMA doesn't take place in the United States...silly Sueauthors.
AND ANOTHER! by Chliever on 2009-04-11 04:21:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2575594/1/GameSetMatch

Definitely one for Implausible Crossovers. Features Erik randomly and unanouncedly going back to the past, Eponine rehearsing her own songs, and Valjean somehow being mayor of not Montreiul, but Paris!

...with a who and a what and a how many pineapples? (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2009-04-12 01:28:00 UTC Reply
Re: AND ANOTHER! by khajidu on 2009-04-11 19:41:00 UTC Reply

Montreuil

Sorry. (nm) by Chliever on 2009-04-11 21:59:00 UTC Reply

The US Senate!? by WikiMaster on 2009-04-10 06:07:00 UTC Reply

Since When? I mean, does Jack Chick control the United States now?

Hold on... by Guessmyname on 2009-04-11 11:20:00 UTC Reply

Wouldn't adding to the Seven Deadly Sins be something like the Vatican's job, rather than the US Senate?

True... by WikiMaster on 2009-04-12 05:27:00 UTC Reply

But even if the Vatican was the one that added new sins to the list, why would the Homonculi obey them? Also, what kind of sin is 'Fickle'?

Re: The US Senate!? by Chliever on 2009-04-10 19:11:00 UTC Reply

He probably thinks he does. I mean, the guy hasn't left his house in twenty years because he thinks he's a target for political assassination.

Lol. by WikiMaster on 2009-04-11 06:43:00 UTC Reply

Anyway, what about the Homonculi called Illegal Immigration?
He seems like a potential Agent.

Re: Lol. by Chliever on 2009-04-11 22:03:00 UTC Reply

I'd rename him, though.

What about Jack? (nm) by WikiMaster on 2009-04-12 05:22:00 UTC Reply

First Target, ahoy! by Guessmyname on 2009-04-09 10:17:00 UTC Reply

Anyone mind if I use this one for my first PPC outing? I know I've still got the month pre-deadline and some reading up to do, but at least this is a fairly simple Mary Sue take-down to 'get my foot in the door' so to speak.

As for killing a Homunculi, well, there are ways. Repeatedly killing them until they run out of 'lives' would be the obvious one.

Whoops! by Guessmyname on 2009-04-13 18:07:00 UTC Reply

Looks like I can't take this one. It uses the anime continuity; I've only read the manga, and I know the two have completely different endings (or will do, in the case of the manga). Anyone else up for it?
Wouldn't mind at all. (nm) by Chliever on 2009-04-09 13:29:00 UTC Reply

Unpatriotism, Fickle and Illegal Immigration? by Purplefluffychainsaw on 2009-04-09 09:41:00 UTC Reply

Of all the "sins" she could have picked... *eyeroll* Even for a comedy...

Although, considering that his title makes the least sense, Illegal Immigration is the closest to a real character.