Subject: AND ANOTHER!
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Posted on: 2009-04-11 04:21:00 UTC
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2575594/1/GameSetMatch
Definitely one for Implausible Crossovers. Features Erik randomly and unanouncedly going back to the past, Eponine rehearsing her own songs, and Valjean somehow being mayor of not Montreiul, but Paris!
Mmm mmmm mmm. Nothing like hot, steamy, Fullmetal Alchemist badfic. May I present, "Newbies."
http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/122621
This one stuck out for a number of reasons, mostly the premise. OK, so, the US Senate makes a law so that there are now ten deadly sins, and apparently, this means the Homunculi need to go recruiting. So they bring the Sue and her cat from our world to theirs, and turn them into Homunculi.
Homunculi being what they are, this might be a pretty hard kill.
But FMA doesn't take place in the United States...silly Sueauthors.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2575594/1/GameSetMatch
Definitely one for Implausible Crossovers. Features Erik randomly and unanouncedly going back to the past, Eponine rehearsing her own songs, and Valjean somehow being mayor of not Montreiul, but Paris!
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Since When? I mean, does Jack Chick control the United States now?
Wouldn't adding to the Seven Deadly Sins be something like the Vatican's job, rather than the US Senate?
But even if the Vatican was the one that added new sins to the list, why would the Homonculi obey them? Also, what kind of sin is 'Fickle'?
He probably thinks he does. I mean, the guy hasn't left his house in twenty years because he thinks he's a target for political assassination.
Anyone mind if I use this one for my first PPC outing? I know I've still got the month pre-deadline and some reading up to do, but at least this is a fairly simple Mary Sue take-down to 'get my foot in the door' so to speak.
As for killing a Homunculi, well, there are ways. Repeatedly killing them until they run out of 'lives' would be the obvious one.
Looks like I can't take this one. It uses the anime continuity; I've only read the manga, and I know the two have completely different endings (or will do, in the case of the manga). Anyone else up for it?
Of all the "sins" she could have picked... *eyeroll* Even for a comedy...
Although, considering that his title makes the least sense, Illegal Immigration is the closest to a real character.