BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I see you have LJ communities too... what are they for exactly ?
And do you post your PPCs there or on your LJs ? (I have a LJ under the same name)

There's a few agents active in Star Wars, Star Trek and SG Atlantis, but as far as I know none in Watchmen, House or Numb3rs. From what I've heard, there's a lot of work in those fandoms. We don't chase Sues in original fiction, because technically those aren't Sues.

I forgot to tell... I'm also interested in House MD and Numb3rs fandoms, as well as fantasy books.

Have a large English Angora rabbit plushie.

*hands a towel* That sounds like an interesting selection. We don't really take on original fiction, though, unless you mean writing it yourself?

Welcome to the PPC!

I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Hope you have fun here!

Here, have a plushie Redd action figure. Complete with voice chip weak pickup lines. And all proceddes and credits go to Agent REdd's owner.

and interesting. Hmm, what's your favorite stargate character?


also, do you know what a bolo is?

Here. have some composition 4 plastic explosives, also known as C4. it could be useful. or not, given your preferences. take it anyway. and welcome to the PPC.

Here, have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

Anyways, please deposit your sanity, yadda yadda yadda, "Warg Fodder," yadda yadda.
Whee, moar Watchmen fans. Are you a bookverse or movieverse person or both?
Welcome to the PPC and enjoy the hugs!
-Mad Maudlin

Yeah, as some have pointed out, we get loads of newbies these days. And that's great.

You'll probably be offered a plover, a gold-plated egg whisk, a sock full of rocks, a panda, a receptacle marked "Warg fodder" to deposit your sanity, some Anti Lustin, a few hugs and loads of other weird stuff. As for me, I gift thee with something more conventional: a coffeemaker.

If this keeps up we'll have a surplus of agents and a lack of Sue.
Welcome, anyways.

Have a granite pillow. :)

As for knowing how things work... If you haven't already read The Original Series, do so, because that's the only unalterable canon. Also please take a look around our Wiki, particularly the article on Permission.

A few things: You can't PPC original fiction. By definition, the PPC can only patrol fanfiction of existing canonical stories - no matter how much we (well, many of us) hate Eragon, there's nothing we can do about it. Also, please pay a little more attention to your spelling and grammar. We can't correct mistakes if we make them ourselves.

Nice to meet you!

- Sedri

Wow, there really are a lot of newbies lately... you're the fourth in five days. Here, have a winged kitten! And watch out for giant glass jars. The other three newbies (myself included) were put in one to study our breeding habits.