Nice to meet you! Have you got a towel? *hands one over anyway*

Here, have a large stuffed panda.

Have some lembas, and don't worry, I'm older than you :P

How are you?

And interesting. Hmmm, what comic books do you like? if i may ask?

I gifteth thee with hugs. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much use for it here.
Here, have a sugar cube...?
-Mad Maudlin

You're like the 3rd one this week.
Welcome. We need the help.

Hi there! I also like comic books, so I'm very disappointed when I start referencing all these comic book villains when people start talking about Batman, and everyone gives me this Look. Because they have no idea what I'm talking about. And then I scold them for being uneducated...er, are you anywhere near as much of a geek as I am, or am I just blathering?

Oh yeah, middle school drama is disgusting, if you can remember that far back. Even more than high school drama. It actually breeds Mary Sues. Not quite sure why you want that.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I just meant that I tend to act older than I am, but thanks for all the welcomes.

As far as fandoms that I'm interested in... well, there are a lot. Mostly anything from Marvel, throw in some Alan Moore titles, Kingdom Hearts, Terminator (Television and Movies, not so much the comics)-- oh and Fables.

Okay, I don't know if we actually have such a thing as a Department of Recruitment (it's not on the Wiki at any rate), but we seem to be getting a lot of new members in a short period of time. When I joined this board not so long ago, I had no idea how big the PPC was. I thought they were just a small bunch of hopeless nerds, but it turns out we're a BIG bunch of hopeless nerds. (Not that it's a bad thing. One day we nerds will rule the world, everyone knows that. They all secretly fear us, and that's why they oppress us.)

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Uh, yeah, welcome.

Twenty's nothing - I'm twenty four in six weeks, and there may even be older people loitering somewhere about the place.

So, what are your fandoms?

Welcome to the PPC. Trust me, twenty's not old at all. I'm twenty, and I still feel like a little kid half the time. :D And there are people of all ages in here.

*presents you with newbie-gifts of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*

Lovely to have you here.

You also get a granite pillow!

Don't worry, some of us are older than you are, though I'm afraid I can't compare on the feelings. :)

Someone will give you The Links soon, I imagine, but I'm afraid it won't be me, because I'm in a bit of a rush right now. So welcome, welcome, welcome, and it's good to meet you!

(Do watch your language, though. The Constitution specifically requests it.)

Hey thar! I gift you with...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity!