Subject: RE: annoying headvoices
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Posted on: 2009-03-27 20:03:00 UTC
really? They're annoying? I tend to think of them as amusing, even if they do have some bizarre habits...
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I am a new person by
on 2009-03-27 16:54:00 UTC
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...yeah...
I have no idea what to say, other than that my headvoices are hitting me with a giant two-handled frying pan. -
immensely late by
on 2009-03-31 00:31:00 UTC
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I might have something for you. *pulls out sack* now then, where did i put it? *rummages in sack**muffled explosion* no, that's not it. *more rummaging* ah, there it is. Here, it's some of the C4 I had left over. about 20 pounds, I think.
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EXPLOSIVES!!! by
on 2009-03-31 02:18:00 UTC
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You can be as late as you want if you give me things like that. Now, to skulk in the corner of my headvoice's Lab of Sadism and plot evil plots...
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I just got kicked out of the Lab. I will take my evil plotting elsewhere. -
Welcome by
on 2009-03-30 01:29:00 UTC
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to the PPc. and what i inquire as to what mark giant two handled frying pan they are using?
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Re: frying pan by
on 2009-03-30 01:37:00 UTC
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The Voices say '200'. I hope this makes sense to you, as I have no idea what a mark is as applied to frying pans.
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WHOAH!!! by
on 2009-03-30 14:51:00 UTC
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THat is a high one. and mark means what model. A Mark 200 should be better or more improved than a mark 150 frying pan. What features does it have?
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Frying pan features by
on 2009-03-30 16:03:00 UTC
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Laser beams, a built-in grill, and anti-Sue-and-Fangirl gun turrets, among other things the headvoices refuse to tell me. Oh, and a wok extension. The comment about the frying-pan-proof helmet not being wok-proof gave them IDEAS.
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Ah, Lily! Late to the party as usual. by
on 2009-03-29 05:46:00 UTC
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Well, headvoices are pretty darn evil at times. Here, have a shield to block them! And a graduated cylinder. :]
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Boy, I'm Late xD by
on 2009-03-29 02:37:00 UTC
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Hi there! I'm new, like you :D
-Pokes your headvoices- Bad headvoices D:
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*pokes* Jessica, that you? by
on 2009-03-29 05:45:00 UTC
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*pokes some more* Here, have a belated graduated cylinder. :P
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*returns poking* by
on 2009-03-29 17:44:00 UTC
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Who is this 'Jessica' person you speak of? And why would you think that I'm them?
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Re: whale by
on 2009-03-29 03:02:00 UTC
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The headvoices say to thank you for the whale. They're going to barbecue it in the frying pan.
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Have a muffler and a dented exhaust pipe from a Harley. (nm) by
on 2009-03-29 01:57:00 UTC
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Have a Scroll of Familicide! by
on 2009-03-28 12:04:00 UTC
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Not for use on your own family.
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Or on Ancient Black Dragons by
on 2009-03-28 15:59:00 UTC
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without the usage of a soul splice
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Hello! by
on 2009-03-28 10:26:00 UTC
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Have a large English Angora bunny plushie.
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*waves* by
on 2009-03-28 05:11:00 UTC
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Her, have a mutated strawberry. If it grows legs spontaneously, you can always keep it as a pet instead of eating it.
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Hey there! by
on 2009-03-28 02:56:00 UTC
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Here, have an egg whisk! You can make omelets with that frying pan! The egg whisk is gold-plated, too, and has bunches of other uses.
Enjoy the insanity! -
Hallo! by
on 2009-03-28 02:39:00 UTC
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Er, maybe you should advise them to invest in some padding? Or there's always this. *hands over a fluffy towel* Welcome!
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Velcome to our lair. by
on 2009-03-28 01:05:00 UTC
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Ve do not drink... bleepka. Here, have some bleepka! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much use for things like that here. I gift thee also with some hugs and sparklevamp repellent- all natural and guaranteed to ward off 100% of Edward Cullens!
-Mad Maudlin -
Hai thar by
on 2009-03-28 01:04:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a complimentary walnut from the wooden bowl by the door. I'm pretty sure they're all dead, but by the off chance that one starts attempting conversation with you, I highly recommend you ignore any advice it might give you.
As for a gift, here's a sock full of rocks. I'm sure you'll find a use for it. -
Welcome! Here's a... granite pillow! by
on 2009-03-27 23:51:00 UTC
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Useful for hitting whatever person or object is trying to keep you from sleeping.
I see that The Links have already been handed out, but I'll add a complimentary DMS flag, badge, and dagger, just in CASE *hint, hint* you decide to join our bloodthirsty little department. :D
Nice to meet you! -
Pillow fight! (nm) by
on 2009-03-28 01:26:00 UTC
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This could get painful (nm) by
on 2009-03-28 06:14:00 UTC
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That's the point! (nm) by
on 2009-03-28 14:20:00 UTC
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Re: objects by
on 2009-03-27 23:55:00 UTC
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Regarding the dagger: Yay!!! Sharp Pointy Object!!!
Regarding the blatant DMS advertising: AAHHH!!! YOU READ MY MIND!!! -
Yes! Another recruit! *dances* (nm) by
on 2009-03-28 00:05:00 UTC
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*hands you some lembas* .... by
on 2009-03-27 23:28:00 UTC
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... nom on this while thinking of something :D
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Make yourself at home by
on 2009-03-27 20:35:00 UTC
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Here, have a frying-pan-proof helmet. Unfortunately it doesn't protect from anything else, so you better run for cover if the headvoices start hitting you with a wok. (The Dept of Technology is currently working on a wok-proof prototype that looks promising.)
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The headvoices are annoying... by
on 2009-03-27 19:53:00 UTC
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Welcome, nevertheless.
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RE: annoying headvoices by
on 2009-03-27 20:03:00 UTC
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really? They're annoying? I tend to think of them as amusing, even if they do have some bizarre habits...
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Yay for canon fodder! by
on 2009-03-27 19:07:00 UTC
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Welcome!
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More fresh meat! by
on 2009-03-27 19:05:00 UTC
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Have some meat. Rather well-done, in fact. Someone gave me a cow in my newbie gifts, but it stumbled into a flamewar a short while later and as a result I'm left with way too much beef.
So, here. Have a steak. -
First plover! by
on 2009-03-27 18:27:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a response center?
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I'm using an RC by
on 2009-03-27 18:48:00 UTC
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After all, who'd want to miss out on that famed [BEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!] noise?
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Does 'first plover' mean I get a bird? I'm confused. -
plover by
on 2009-03-29 05:44:00 UTC
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there are 10 subspecies of plover that can be found in north america. the Black-bellied Plover, the American Golden Plover, the Pacific Golden Plover, the Semipalminated Plover, th Piping Plover, the Snowy Plover, the Wilson's Plover, the Killdeer, the Mountain Plover, and the mongolian Plover. all of them are wading birds except the Killdeer, which prefers open ground including gravel parkinglots and shortgrass fields.
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Yes, a plover is a bird by
on 2009-03-27 20:16:00 UTC
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And it tastes very good with barbecue sauce.
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You Complete Monster! by
on 2009-03-27 22:11:00 UTC
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Can you look at those cute little birds and say that? Smite Evil!
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"Complete Monster"? by
on 2009-03-28 05:25:00 UTC
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*spends the next ____ hours on TV Tropes*
You know it's bad when you don't even need a link anymore ... -
TV Tropes Will Ruin/Enhanced Your Life? by
on 2009-03-28 17:27:00 UTC
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Of course, said plovers would be a little on the stringy side...
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Hello~ by
on 2009-03-27 17:58:00 UTC
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It's nice to see some fresh
meatfaces around here.
*rummages around* Where's that bucket of links. I know it was around here somewhere. Ah, here it is. *produces slightly battered and singed bucket*
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