Except I will admit to squeeing insanely over furries, but I'm mostly in that for the cute factor. And I admit to being a slasher, but on the internet admitting you're a slasher is pretty much like admitting you walk upright ... well, not really, but like admitting that you do something where not everyone else does it but ninety-nine percent of people do something similar ... dammit, now we have a bad case of Metaphorgotten on our hands.

... shame is something that happens to other people :P