Good luck in becoming an agent.

Not sure if already asked, but what fandoms will you do?

also, Ever hear of something called a Bolo tank?

Here, have a mutated strawberry. You eat it or you can keep it as a pet.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

We seem to have an influx of new people as of recent. Not that I'm complaining (or have room to complain, since I'm one of them).

At any rate, welcome to the PPC. I'm NovaKrazny, likewise new and likewise eager to get started. As a gift, I present to you a pen. Stainless steel, quick-drying black ink; perfect for writing up charge lists if you prefer to use a notepad.

I present you with a large floofy blue pillow shaped like a English Angora rabbit, made with actual blue angora fur.

After recent events, you'll need it.

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but spambots and author wraiths! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

Here, have a cup of napalm coffee.

And, to remind you of the old days, I give you a bow similar to Acacia's. Make good use of it.

Unless I'm misunderstanding you. Anyway, hello.

Welcome to the PPC! Please leave your sanity at the door...yeah, in the bucket marked "Warg Fodder." We don't tend to have much use for things like that here. I gifteth thee with a shiny bit of crystal (it probably has healing powers or something else New Age-y) and two big black buttons. Enjoy!
-Mad Maudlin

Old ways are good ways; no one's obliged to use all the additional details we've created. :)

Nice to meet you. I'm sure someone will soon give you all the links you'll need, if you don't already have them, so I'll just say welcome, yet again, and that it's nice to meet you!