Subject: Hello there.
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Posted on: 2009-03-19 15:43:00 UTC
Have a large pillow that looks like this: 
Careful, though. It may make you have recurring dreams of Cute Overload.
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(cricket chirp) UhÂ…hi (chirp chirp) by
on 2009-03-17 22:11:00 UTC
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Hey everyone. Um, I'm new here. I have a friend who recommended me here, and so far its seems awesome. I'm not too sure what her username is, but no matter. I'm a paperback writer in my other free time (but that doesn't mean I'll guarantee 5 star fic, but I'll do my best), and a smidge of a Beatle freak (I warn thee). I'll try not to seem too arrogant now, and stop here.
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Hey by
on 2009-03-19 19:34:00 UTC
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Welcome, have some little green pills.
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Hello there. by
on 2009-03-19 15:43:00 UTC
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Have a large pillow that looks like this:
Careful, though. It may make you have recurring dreams of Cute Overload. -
I have known many rabbits of that variety. (nm) by
on 2009-03-21 01:02:00 UTC
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Lucky person. by
on 2009-03-22 06:00:00 UTC
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I haven't seen (or snorgled) any Angora rabbits. This makes me very sad. By the way, I agree that fennec foxes are extra cute.
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You need Anti-Lustin! (nm) by
on 2009-03-19 11:30:00 UTC
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HmmÂ… Someone already gave a plover by
on 2009-03-18 18:07:00 UTC
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Will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or response center?
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Hello, new person! by
on 2009-03-18 17:30:00 UTC
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Have a cookie, and thank for sacrificing your sanity for the sake of the continuum.
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herro! by
on 2009-03-18 12:31:00 UTC
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I welcome thee to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* We don't have much use for things like that here. I also gift thee with gifts of two big black buttons and some chai tea.
DON'T READ "C*L*BR**N"! Gabriel is a scheming minx (or whatever the masculine equivalent is.)
Here, read legolas by laura instead! Ahahahahahaha! http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn4/Legolas.htm
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Ah, new blood! by
on 2009-03-18 12:22:00 UTC
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Welcome, new blood! You shall be thrown to the dogs in short order, once the paperwork has been filled out.
So, probably never. To remind you of this impending never-doom, I present you with a PPC pen. Solid stainless-steel, fast-drying black ink, pretty much never runs out of ink thanks to the miracles of plothole-portal technology. Perfect for carrying around and writing up chargelists. -
Welcome! *hands over a platter of lembas* (nm) by
on 2009-03-18 08:42:00 UTC
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Welcome! by
on 2009-03-18 07:49:00 UTC
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It's so nice to meet another Helen, there are so few of us!
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Welcome. The wiki link I give you. by
on 2009-03-18 05:20:00 UTC
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Intro pages are handy.
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Hey there! by
on 2009-03-18 05:15:00 UTC
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I gift you with...an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but author wraiths and spambots! Use it for good and not evil.
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*waves* by
on 2009-03-18 02:30:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board. Here, have a mutated strawberry; they keep appearing in my house. It looks a bit strange, and I can't guarantee it won't grow legs and wander off, but I promise it tastes fine. (At least, I think it does.)
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First plover! by
on 2009-03-18 01:19:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! What fandoms are you into?
Here, have a gallon of bleepka. (You'll probably want it.)
I must not give newbies a link to C***b***n ... I must not give newbies a link to C***b***n ... -
Re: First plover! by
on 2009-03-18 01:36:00 UTC
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Here, newbie, have a link to C***b***n.
http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm -
Welcome to the PPC by
on 2009-03-18 01:12:00 UTC
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I'm rather new here too, and it seems like a lot of new users have joined the PPC lately. I don't know if it's always like that though.
Here, have a barrel of napalm, it's always fun. Just don't use it inside the Headquarters. Oh, and accept this coffeemaker, too: you'll no longer need to waste your precious time sleeping.
Know what I like? Napalm coffee.