Re: Badfic report

Badfic report by Chliever on 2009-03-13 15:35:00 UTC Reply

Hello, it's me, Agent (to be) Chliever. While I'm in my one month of permission limbo, I decided to report some badfic. Warning, none of this is brain safe. May I present the work of StarJeffry: http://starjeffry.livejournal.com/

It's ridiculous, but oddly enough, it doesn't read like a troll to me. It reads like a sixth grader who just took his first sex ed class. The author has an unhealthy obsession with Hermione, one of the more notable gems in there is a SELF-INSERT "MY HUMPS" SONGFIC about her.

Merry has something called a "oenis" in one of them. Worth confiscating?

If nobody wants to claim, I'll take it once I become a full Agent.

Re: Badfic report by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-03-15 02:17:00 UTC Reply

Oh my GAWD, the bugger thinks rape is *CUTE*?!

*incoherent Warg-like snarling, because is a girl and naturally looks upon rape with complete and utter disgust*

Clearly these are character replacements and must be killed. Pseudo-Merry needs to be charged with having an oenis.

I honestly have no words for exactly how ridiculously atrocious these so-called 'fanfics' are. Kill it. KILL IT DEAD. If you do, I'll share my Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blasters with you.
Really not sure. by Gabriel on 2009-03-14 01:02:00 UTC Reply

It does suspiciously look like a trollfic, as Maudlin pointed out, but you can never overestimate how bad a serious fic can possibly get.

I can't really judge, and for some reason I don't feel like reading one more word of this horror in search of an answer.

...I need brain bleach.
Huh. Reads like a troll to me. by Maudlin Hart on 2009-03-13 16:26:00 UTC Reply

I'm glad I escaped those classes.

Re: Huh. Reads like a troll to me. by Chliever on 2009-03-14 01:42:00 UTC Reply

What makes me think it's not a troll is that he actually responds, and complains about being oppressed for being "just different."

That's fanbrat behavior, not troll.

Hmm. by Maudlin Hart on 2009-03-16 13:21:00 UTC Reply

What makes me think he is a troll is that he churns out lots and lots of extremely short fanfics and appears to have gone through ff.net's rules as a "what not to do" list.
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Kill his fics anyway.