Subject: Really not sure.
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Posted on: 2009-03-14 01:02:00 UTC
It does suspiciously look like a trollfic, as Maudlin pointed out, but you can never overestimate how bad a serious fic can possibly get.
I can't really judge, and for some reason I don't feel like reading one more word of this horror in search of an answer.
...I need brain bleach.
Hello, it's me, Agent (to be) Chliever. While I'm in my one month of permission limbo, I decided to report some badfic. Warning, none of this is brain safe. May I present the work of StarJeffry: http://starjeffry.livejournal.com/
It's ridiculous, but oddly enough, it doesn't read like a troll to me. It reads like a sixth grader who just took his first sex ed class. The author has an unhealthy obsession with Hermione, one of the more notable gems in there is a SELF-INSERT "MY HUMPS" SONGFIC about her.
Merry has something called a "oenis" in one of them. Worth confiscating?
If nobody wants to claim, I'll take it once I become a full Agent.
Oh my GAWD, the bugger thinks rape is *CUTE*?!
*incoherent Warg-like snarling, because is a girl and naturally looks upon rape with complete and utter disgust*
Clearly these are character replacements and must be killed. Pseudo-Merry needs to be charged with having an oenis.
I honestly have no words for exactly how ridiculously atrocious these so-called 'fanfics' are. Kill it. KILL IT DEAD. If you do, I'll share my Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blasters with you.
It does suspiciously look like a trollfic, as Maudlin pointed out, but you can never overestimate how bad a serious fic can possibly get.
I can't really judge, and for some reason I don't feel like reading one more word of this horror in search of an answer.
...I need brain bleach.
I'm glad I escaped those classes.
What makes me think it's not a troll is that he actually responds, and complains about being oppressed for being "just different."
That's fanbrat behavior, not troll.