Oh, one little question: Do I have to wait a month on the nose, or can I ask at the beginning of next month?

Relden's working on a Space Marine agent. When he meets Chliever, there's gonna be SPARKS.

My Agent profiles are now up on my nice Nurgle-colored Livejournal: http://agent-chliever.livejournal.com/550.html#cutid1

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but author wraiths and spambots as well! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity!

When you figure out what they do, please let me know!

Nice to meet you. Can't wait to see your first mission plug.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Thank you sacrificing your sanity and social life for the sake of the continuum. Would you like a cookie?

New blood! (Or is that "ichor"?) Have some chai tea and a free hug. Come back if you need more.
-Mad Maudlin

Ah, more fresh blood! Welcome, my fellow new meat. You will be thrown to the dogs once the paperwork is processed.

In other words, you should be fine. As I'm still new myself and have nothing to hand out yet, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

(In all honesty, great to meetcha!)

Hey, welcome to the Board~.

As is what I do- when no one else takes the chance from me, I present you, the newbie, with a Pile of Links.

For your viewing pleasure, I direct you firstly to the PPC Wiki, and for a nice follow up, the Board Constitution. We usually like our newbies to stick around awhile, at least a month, before they start writing missions, so we can get to know them better. ;)

And before you get so gungho on starting missions, here's the Board FAQ, as well as the handy page on Permission.

Aside from that, huzzah and hurrah and welcome.

Lj-cutting is a simple matter of html tags, or, in the not-html-editor that I can't remember the precise description of, only a click or two. There is a tutorial in the help section, I believe; that's how I learned to do it.

So many people in 40k, I'm beginning to think I should familiarize myself!

But to the point: I've not seen you around before, and despite my lack of talkativeness, I do pay attention. Have you located the PPC Wiki? Most specifically, the article on Permission? If you have, my apologies; I simply wished to be sure.

Anyway, that over with, new faces are always nice. =) We seem to be getting a lot lately. Have an everlasting carrot. They're yummy. Really.

Agent: Chliever
Aliases: Nurgle, Father Nurgle
Race: Great Unclean One
Home: The Warp, Warhammer 40,000
Department: Floaters
Specialties: Yu Yu Hakusho, Exorcisms anywhere
Age: Thousands and whatnot
Height: 10 feet or so
Weight: How dare you!
Family: 13 adorably disgusting little Nurglings and three troglodyte brothers-in-law (http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/screenshots/WARss080425-16.jpg)
Registered Lust Object: Zam Wessel
Berserk Button: Abuse fics

Origin: A minor villain in a WH40k Space Marine!Sue fic. Recruited due to his power, his opposition to the Sue, and because Great Unclean Ones, with their attachment to humans, are the easiest type of Daemon to condition at FicPsych to have something resembling human morals.

Personality: Likes watching old bad movies, reading stuffy old novels, and anime. Yeah, he's a geek. Prone to yelling at anyone who disturbs these activities, or who crack jokes about his hygine. He has a special inhibitor installed to keep him from being sucked back into the Warp (and thus requiring a human sacrifice to resummon him) but of course it's far from foolproof. It'll occasionally short out, reverting him to his bestial persona of wanting to infect others with horrible diseases. He can rid himself of these impulses by punching himself in the face.

Agent: Winston Chalmers
Race: Vaguely-defined human
Home: Somewhere in England, Harry Potter
Department: Floaters
Specialties: You! and Me!Sues
Age: Seems late twenties
Height: 5 and a half feet or so
Weight: Well, I never!
Family: None to speak of.
Registered Lust Object: Why you presumptuous little...!
Berserk Button: Possession Sues

Origin: Popped into existence in a Harry Potter fic, gave exposition, then popped out of existence. Like all such characters, he's very vaguely defined, and thus just seems to be a young wizard with gray hair and eyes and pale skin.

Personality: A hopeless neat freak, so of course he was paired with an embodiment of pestilence. He's the token calm one of the duo; it's very hard to set him off, and pretty much the only things that can are Author-wraiths possessing his favorite characters and his partner's eating habits and droning on about his family. Bought a possessed couch from Rook Takes Pawnshop so he wouldn't have to bunk with Chliever. Comedy being what it is, it often tries to eat him.

Agent: Twinker
Department: Floaters (Decommissioned)

History: Chliever's previous partner, a reformed Star Trek Sue or something. Chliever has no knowledge of that canon whatsoever. Decommissioned from the PPC due to, in apparent complete lucidity, attempting to recruit Martin Van Buren.

Oops, Sorry! In compensation, would you like some Anti-Lustin?