Subject: Agent profiles - Chliever and Winston
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Posted on: 2009-03-13 05:02:00 UTC

Agent: Chliever
Aliases: Nurgle, Father Nurgle
Race: Great Unclean One
Home: The Warp, Warhammer 40,000
Department: Floaters
Specialties: Yu Yu Hakusho, Exorcisms anywhere
Age: Thousands and whatnot
Height: 10 feet or so
Weight: How dare you!
Family: 13 adorably disgusting little Nurglings and three troglodyte brothers-in-law (http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/screenshots/WARss080425-16.jpg)
Registered Lust Object: Zam Wessel
Berserk Button: Abuse fics

Origin: A minor villain in a WH40k Space Marine!Sue fic. Recruited due to his power, his opposition to the Sue, and because Great Unclean Ones, with their attachment to humans, are the easiest type of Daemon to condition at FicPsych to have something resembling human morals.

Personality: Likes watching old bad movies, reading stuffy old novels, and anime. Yeah, he's a geek. Prone to yelling at anyone who disturbs these activities, or who crack jokes about his hygine. He has a special inhibitor installed to keep him from being sucked back into the Warp (and thus requiring a human sacrifice to resummon him) but of course it's far from foolproof. It'll occasionally short out, reverting him to his bestial persona of wanting to infect others with horrible diseases. He can rid himself of these impulses by punching himself in the face.

Agent: Winston Chalmers
Race: Vaguely-defined human
Home: Somewhere in England, Harry Potter
Department: Floaters
Specialties: You! and Me!Sues
Age: Seems late twenties
Height: 5 and a half feet or so
Weight: Well, I never!
Family: None to speak of.
Registered Lust Object: Why you presumptuous little...!
Berserk Button: Possession Sues

Origin: Popped into existence in a Harry Potter fic, gave exposition, then popped out of existence. Like all such characters, he's very vaguely defined, and thus just seems to be a young wizard with gray hair and eyes and pale skin.

Personality: A hopeless neat freak, so of course he was paired with an embodiment of pestilence. He's the token calm one of the duo; it's very hard to set him off, and pretty much the only things that can are Author-wraiths possessing his favorite characters and his partner's eating habits and droning on about his family. Bought a possessed couch from Rook Takes Pawnshop so he wouldn't have to bunk with Chliever. Comedy being what it is, it often tries to eat him.

Agent: Twinker
Department: Floaters (Decommissioned)

History: Chliever's previous partner, a reformed Star Trek Sue or something. Chliever has no knowledge of that canon whatsoever. Decommissioned from the PPC due to, in apparent complete lucidity, attempting to recruit Martin Van Buren.

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