There's something called FU-udge in there, which I can only imagine as being some sort of dessert that makes rude hand gestures. Might be worth bringing back, as might the Cliffie who appears at the end of the second chapter.

...I can make this as unrealistic as I want??

*struggles to conceal rage*

Kill it.

If it's so easy to make babies with magic, why don't wizards outnumber Muggles ten to one?

If babies didn't require nine months of gestation, meticulous planning and a lot of pain, their lives wouldn't count nearly as much. They would just be discarded once their parents are tired of them. A lot of babies would be made by irresponsible people on the spur of the moment, and adoption centers would be chock-full with them. That's only one of the many things that are horribly wrong with this fic.

Would a PPC Assassin be required to kill those babies? That would be brutal, even by our standards...

The canon breaches make me want to burn things, but it helps that one of my Agents will be very, very interested in this. He's a bit of the mad-scientist type.

And the amount of havoc that could be thus wrought rather amuses me.

Though I will thoroughly kill it as well. Because only a very small portion of my brain is amused. The rest is screaming for vengeance, on behalf of Rowling and basic human biology.

That is so messed up. It would never happen in Hogwarts, magic cannot create new life. So what now?