Subject: Come into the darkness!
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Posted on: 2009-02-27 16:39:00 UTC
Welcome to the PPC! Be peaceful, sister, for it is righteous. I gift you with a shiny bit of crystal and some chai tea. Use them well. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* I think you'll find you're better off without it.
And aren't ferrets "sharp knife/sword-like objects" anyway?
-Mad Maudlin
Ahem. Is this thing on?
Random background voice: Yeah. You're good.
Sweet! Yes, my name is PitViperOfDoom, known on FF.Net as Adderstar of ValorClan, and on DA as av-marten.
I implore you to disbelieve any government agencies that tell you otherwise.
I am a devoted fan of such book series as Redwall (though I have yet to read the latest book), Warriors (as you may tell from my FF.net pen name), Artemis Fowl (though I have yet to read the latest book), The Mistmantle Chronicles, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, HP, and Tamora Pierce, though pretty much exclusively to Tortall in regards to the lattermost one.
There was even a point in my life where I loved Cyrano de Bergerac a little bit too much.
Though, one thing you must know about me is that I harbor an unhealthy obsession with the show Happy Tree Friends (and I MEAN unhealthy obsession), and spend much of my time either drawing/writing fanart/fiction, or giggling at it like a small child poking a dead fish with a stick. At times I can be a total, shameless fangirl, though I try not to let this get in the way of how I write. (If there's one thing I hate, it's a self-insert whose sole purpose is to bash/seduce a canon character.)
Overall, I am a self-proclaimed tomboy nerd with a love sharp knife/sword-like objects, ferrets, and large birds of prey.
I already have a couple of agents planned, too.
*creepy voice, evil grin* I've been waiting...
I do hereby give you a lot of chocolate, a towel, a sharp and pointy object of your choice, and, since you mentioned it, a ferret. It can live in your RC, and you can probably train it to like eating Sues.
Glad you're here. This is going to be fun. =D
I see oyu like redwall. You heard about the OFU of redwall? if you need more information, i can tell you.
So, welcome and have some bleeprin and a combat spork as gifts.
Welcome, welcome to you, PVOD.
I hope your stay is less traumatising than it promises to be.
...what?
BTW, will your Agents be in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
Response Center, definitely. I don't know much about TARDISes or Doctor Who... I've only seen like one or two episodes.
I salute you as a sister - that is, as if you were a sister, not as if I was your sister, or maybe the first one, or maybe both...
Hang on, let me start over. I'm Cassie, and I am overenthusiastic. I welcome you into our ranks and hope that you don't miss your sanity too much. Here is your gift of greeting; a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
See you around!
Welcome to the PPC! Be peaceful, sister, for it is righteous. I gift you with a shiny bit of crystal and some chai tea. Use them well. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* I think you'll find you're better off without it.
And aren't ferrets "sharp knife/sword-like objects" anyway?
-Mad Maudlin
"Overall, I am a self-proclaimed tomboy nerd with a love of sharp knife/sword-like objects, ferrets, and large birds of prey."
...I think I'm going to like you.
I'm new here, too. Welcome to the Headquarters. If you watch a lot of Happy Tree Friends, you are probably very qualified as an Assassin. In many places it is frowned upon to use a potato peeler as a lethal weapon, but not here.
On a completely unrelated topic, I offer you a potato peeler. Make good use of it.
*hands over a prinny suit* These are very good items in RPG settings, give you the urge to say 'dood' at the end of every sentence, and are made of pure win.
To use for catching random moments of sleep between missions.
I see you've already been given The Links, so I'll just limit myself to a friendly "hello!" and wave a little flag for the Department of Mary Sues. *waves flag*
Welcome a'Board! Have a bottle of Bleeprin (you'll need it) a keg of Bleepka (see above), and a mongoose! ...On second thought, *looks at name* have a whisk and a sentient towel.
Another Tamora Pierce fan! Sweet! Just out of curiosity, why limited to Tortall? I've always preferred the Circle books, myself. My agents welcome you, as do I! There's a lot of interesting 'fics there to be dealt with. And when I say interesting, I mean they will make your eyelids twitch lovely and wonderful. As an aside, have you heard of Steelsings? It's a fairly good roleplay (or at least it used to be, I don't know how true that is now), and you meet a lot of cool people.
Anyway, welcome to the Board! Feel free to leave your sanity at the door-- most of us do.
I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks eggs, author wraiths, and spambots! Use it for good and not evil.
Welcome to the insanity!
Welcome to the PPC. You should check out the PPC Wiki at
http://www.wikia.com/wiki/ProtectorsofthePlotContinuum
and also read the original adventures http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/ppc.html
It's great to meet you :)