Whoa, slow down, mate.

Introductions and Such by MsDuck on 2009-02-19 22:51:00 UTC Reply

Howdy and How's things?

I am MsDuck and am new to writing for the PPC but not to reading it.

Anyhoo, i'd like to get started by saying that I come equipped with two Agents, a baby penguin and a pool filled with exploding ducks.

I think i'll deal more with 'rare' fandoms. (Rare being subjective of course.)

Pleasantly,
MsDuck

first fox by kitsune106 on 2009-02-21 12:53:00 UTC Reply

Hi. welcome to the PPC.

have a combat spork and bleeprin.

any examples of rare fandoms?

Re: first fox by MsDuck on 2009-02-21 19:31:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! :)

Like bl games, the lesser known Minekura works, things like that.

what about by kitsune106 on 2009-02-21 21:23:00 UTC Reply

the keith laumer bolo series, or the velgrath series?

or david eddings?

Re: what about by MsDuck on 2009-02-22 18:47:00 UTC Reply

No sorry. I don't know those. ^^;

I'm a bit late as always, but welcome. by Buta no Kaabii on 2009-02-20 14:27:00 UTC Reply

Have a prinny suit. It has the unusual side-effect of making you say 'dood' after every sentence. It looks like a penguin with small demon wings on the back and a pouch for explody and/or pointy objects. A Scarf of Non-Explodiness, which negates the explosiveness of prinnies when thrown, is optional. The suit will go well with the baby penguin, at least.

Re: I'm a bit late as always, but welcome. by MsDuck on 2009-02-20 18:35:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! XD

Although the penguin is already trained to attack people when they say poultry. XD

Have some Fire! by WikiMaster on 2009-02-20 08:02:00 UTC Reply

It's a solution for everything.
Hello there! by Sara on 2009-02-20 01:46:00 UTC Reply

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots, too! Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome!
herro! by Maudlin Hart on 2009-02-20 00:33:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* We don't tend to have much use for it here. I'm sure you'll be quite happy here. If not, there's always brainwashing and torture.
Enjoy.
-Mad Maudlin

Re: herro! by MsDuck on 2009-02-20 02:36:00 UTC Reply

Oh sorry, I think I dropped it somewhere.

Ah, that's okay. by Maudlin Hart on 2009-02-21 00:40:00 UTC Reply

I shall feed the Wargs on Suvians and they will be big and strong. Puppies!

Amendment by MsDuck on 2009-02-19 23:02:00 UTC Reply

If it's alright i'd like to start a new Department called the Department of Deconstruction.

The idea is that it's a sub-department of Research that deals with breaking things down to understand them better.

Is that acceptable?

2nd Amendment by MsDuck on 2009-02-20 00:13:00 UTC Reply

Thinking on it further, I think it'd be best to make it an affiliate but not part of the PPC since the tone is radically different.

Anyway, I should have at least an introduction up in a day or two.

Whoa, slow down, mate. by Sedri on 2009-02-20 00:28:00 UTC Reply

First of all, welcome, welcome, welcome. :) It's always nice to meet new people. My gift to you is a stuffed duck - use it wisely. Please feel free to leave your sanity at the door.

That said, crazy as we are, we have some rules of ettiquette that are considered rather important to follow. First off, I'm guessing by your exploding ducks and such that you've already read The Original Series? If not, please, go and do that right now. :) Also, have a look around the PPC Wiki - again, if you haven't already.

That said, it's good to see you're so enthusiastic, having two agents ready already, but you see, we have a policy that requires any writer to be an active participant on this board for at least a month before asking Permission - this link will tell you all you need to know. The main one is the month-long wait, and the point is that we need to get to know you before a senior member - a Permission Giver - can reasonably give you permission to write your own PPC stories.

So this really isn't the time to be starting new departments, let alone something that is only affiliated with the PPC. A deconstruction department would probably fall under Intelligence quite easily anyway, so there's no need to seperate yourself. Also there is already a Sub-Department of Rare Fandoms, which it sounds like your agents would fit into quite well.

I hope I haven't discouraged you. Please feel free to join in on any discussions, no matter how inane. We love to talk.

Cheers,
- Sedri

Re: Whoa, slow down, mate. by MsDuck on 2009-02-20 02:42:00 UTC Reply

I have in fact read the OS.

*now attempts to dig herself out of this lovely hole*

What I was trying to say was that upon reflection, i'd be bad at writing PPC stories since I can't stomach badfics.

I was babbling about writing something separate from the PPC.

However, I still plan on following the PPC with a hikkikomori fanaticism.

Apologetically,
MsDuck

P.S - Thanks for the duck! :D

Aaaaah. by Sedri on 2009-02-20 06:04:00 UTC Reply

Here, let me help you. *offers hand* Holes are not a fun place to be.

You don't have to actually write stories to be part of this community, of course, but if you want to, I'm sure you could find some form of badfic that you could mock. What is it about them that upsets your stomach? Bad spelling and grammar? OOC-ness? Plotholes big enough to sink the Titanic?

PS - welcome! *quacks*

Re: Aaaaah. by MsDuck on 2009-02-20 07:42:00 UTC Reply

*takes hand and upsie daisy*

All of the above. ^^;

P.S - *happy quack*

However... by Huinesoron on 2009-02-20 00:34:00 UTC Reply

... the PPC of course has no authority over anything claiming to be affiliated with it. Just to point that out.

And, hello!

hS

Ah, oops, sorry. I see where I misphrased. by Sedri on 2009-02-20 01:04:00 UTC Reply

hS is right, of course, as always.

Welcome. (nm) by Ugolino on 2009-02-20 00:26:00 UTC Reply