So, it's back. It's got 67 chapters now. And Spock has gained a 'ghostly' smile.

Can I just--? Do you mind if I share my horror, terror, and disgust (and hysterical laughter) with anyone reading this? Because I kind of need to so as not to go insane.

He's--Spock's got a ghostly smile. And--and Kirk giggled! My eyes! And Scotty kissed a mini-tribble--no, wait, I think it was Scottie, which means--aaah, I just read about one mini-tribble kissing another mini-tribble! What the--

Ok, ok, let's try to calm down...

Anyway. Spock sings to squirrels. Bloody *squirrels*. And there's a repeated misspelling of t'hy'la (or am I misspelling it too, and it's t'hyla? No, I think there are two apostrophes. At any rate, it's definitely not thyla!) And--Spock's way too emotional. We may as well just give him a human name, take away the Vulcan appearance, and make him a human with a constantly contradiction reputation for being very controlled. Because he's extremely obviously a replacement and I think I may go watch some ST:TOS now, kay?

Oh, and since when does anyone call Scotty 'Monty'? That may be the worst nickname I've ever heard.

And they've massacred "I Won't Say I'm In Love". That's one of my favorite Disney songs. Ever. And Janice Rand, who shouldn't even *be* there since she's not in AOS, sings Meg's part, with Gaila (or her mini-tribble counterpart), Uhura, and Chapel singing the Muses' part. Have I mentioned that I hate this fic and it's breaking my brain?

Right. TOS. I'm going to go load it now; I need it. And a giant bar of Bleepolate.

~DawnFire

There are some fandoms that have a pretty small amount of fics, which, unfortunately, makes it a lot easier to find badfics. I'm part of too many of these sorts of fandoms.

Anyway, all of these are Rune Factory 3 fanfics, all rated T.



Half-Breeded-Kitty, by Mirakira98.
Mary Sue who can transform into a non-canon monster (i.e. a catgirl, I kid ye not), bad SPaG, OOC canons, and a whole chapter that says 'Sharon' in place of 'Shara'. Also it's 17 chapters. I skimmed three, and had a peek at 16, which includes a potion turning her into a man. Although admittedly, that's probably in character for the girl who made the potion.


Rune Factory 3, by Twilightcrystalflame.
Mary Sue again, called Platina, who is obviously going for the dwarf blacksmith. Very imaginative name there. A complete lack of SPaG, including hige chunks of un-paragraphed text and many missing spaces. Pointless POV changes, the first of which also includes a switch from third person past tense to first person present tense. Obviously not a one shot, but is still only the one chapter. Plus the title of the fic is the name of the game it's based on. Imagination combo x2!


Sleep Over Fun!, by digimonfan4ever101.
Bad SPaG. ("Uuuh… sorry! We thought you make party!" apologized Sakuya, the rest is bowed to him.) The writer's profile says they're from Indonesia, but they should still have used spell-check and a beta. And they made a guy do farm work in his boxers.

OWOWOWOWOWOW: The Slytherin Princess, wherein Harry is replaced by a Sue, Ron and Hermione are replaced with moneygrubbing prats, Dumbledore is replaced with a thieving JERK, and the Sue is Snape and Lily Evans's biological daughter. HUZZAH. Also, at least one mini-Aragog so far: anyone want Mivera?

I'll be claiming it for sporking by my agents Kayla Morrison and Lee Freeman, because Lee needs a mish.

But I took a glance at the goodfic, and it looks interesting. I'll have to check that fandom out!

Two Harry Potter/Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha crossovers:
Bad: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9150941/1/Star-Class Star Class]] rated T

"DoM! Year 5/6-AU: He had his past stolen repeatedly because his soul was too stubborn to stay under the control of the light. Yet he only wanted his freedom. He finds it when he tries to die to keep his free will. By chance he finds freedom in the year 2245, where an advanced Earth, & universe awaits exploration, with new friends & dark new enemies! Will he get home, & Justice...?"

Oh my god. This... this... OK, just assume that everything even vaguely referred to is replaced and you'll save yourself the brain damage from hearing Harry use the phrase 'shitty titties'. I... I honestly skipped chapter three and briefly scanned four, so I'm only kinda sure that the world they land on is Mid-Childa, but given that they refer to Command Seals there might also be some Nasuverse stuff?
WARNING: Detailed description of how Harry is going to torture Hermione. Death and probably a lot of stuff that I missed so yeah.

Bad: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9022884/1/Grey-Side-of-The-Feather Grey Side of the Feather]] rated T
"5th Year AU! Harry Potter/Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha cross-over! After the events of the Triwizard Tournament, the Ministry is against Harry, whose eyes have been opened to the betrayals around him. Plus with two new teachers along with transfer students are coming to the school. Molly, Ronald, and Ginny Weasley/Granger Bashing. Supportive Dumbledore."

Got your stereotypical Weasleys-stealing-from-Harry bashing, some nonsense stuff about how Wizard inheritance law works, and an obvious lack of knowledge as to how Nanoha-verse magic and Devices work.

And a pair of Nasuverse humorfics (well, one oneshot and one two-parter)
Good: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8746660/1/Sick-Time Sick Time]] rated T
"Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!"

Good: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8156146/1/Behind-Closed-Doors Behind Closed Doors]] &[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9081275/1/Family-Affairs Family Affairs]] Rated T
"Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate..."
"In this pseudo-sequel to 'Behind Closed Doors', the great King Arthur prepares for war with her noble knights. Unfortunately, Lancelot has a minor surprise for everyone, including himself..."
Warning: Sex happens. Not described in any great detail, but yeah. Though it is quite funny and includes the line, '"Of course, and a title well-earned, for thine moves art both cool and funky-fresh, for certain," Arturia said, always one to admit the skill of her knights.'