Subject: *meant to reply to the main post (nm)
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Posted on: 2009-02-07 07:31:00 UTC
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Uh. ...Salutations? by
on 2009-02-07 01:58:00 UTC
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Is this how you do it? Am I breaking the universe yet? Because I need to. Those... SQUIRRELS. They're gonna get me. Can't trust furry woodland creatures. My clock's probably in on it too. They're evil I tell ya. They're gonna come. When they do, I was never here! Understand?
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Fire is a remedy to all ills. by
on 2009-02-09 01:38:00 UTC
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Here, have some fire on a stick!
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'Ello! by
on 2009-02-08 20:40:00 UTC
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Don't worry, I think I have Nuzgul attacking me right now. *twitch* Did I just see one? Where? WHERE?
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Welcome by
on 2009-02-08 13:50:00 UTC
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I gift you with a homemade anti squirrel suit made form sue fur and a combat spork. hopefully they will help you.
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I see we have a candidate for the special lembas here by
on 2009-02-08 05:48:00 UTC
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*gives over a plate of the aforementioned 'special' baked product'
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Welcome! First fan! by
on 2009-02-08 03:28:00 UTC
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A cooling fan of your choice, because although everyone else is complaining of the cold, where I live it's very hot.
... On second thought, I want it back! *grabs*
Hm, well, instead you can have a kitten. *hands over kitten*
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Suh-suh-suh-squirrels? by
on 2009-02-07 23:01:00 UTC
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Aieeee!
Welcome to the PPC Board. Please, deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *holds out bucket marked "Warg fodder"* We tend not to need it here. Have huggles, and know that you will be protected from the fuzzy horror here! Hah!
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First plover! by
on 2009-02-07 17:38:00 UTC
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And to help you fight the squirrels (they're EVIL), have a red-tailed hawk. Has a phobia of smaller birds, though.
Will your Agents be based in a Response Center or a TARDIS? -
Welcome! by
on 2009-02-07 05:12:00 UTC
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I giveth you an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks eggs, spambots, and author wraiths! Use it for good, not evil, blah blah blah.
Enjoy your stay and watch out for the homicidal cucumbers. Garden vegetables aren't all that trustworthy. -
Welcome! by
on 2009-02-07 07:31:00 UTC
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I give you a black plastic spork, stolen from Taco Bell like the rest of my collection. It's handy for sporking 'Sues, and also gouging your eyes out if necessary.
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*meant to reply to the main post (nm) by
on 2009-02-07 07:31:00 UTC
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ah by
on 2009-02-07 05:22:00 UTC
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makethechipmunksgoawaymommyidunlikechipmunkspleasepleasemommythechipmunksgonnagetmeohnomommypleasesavemeeggdoesnothingmakeitallgoawaymommypleasemakeitstopthechipmunkschipmunkschipmunks
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guten morgen, ma cherie by
on 2009-02-07 03:03:00 UTC
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Not broken it yet. Keep trying! Send those woodland creatures out a-missionin'. When they find the flyagarics, you can send 'em my way, and then get on with your hellos to everyone else.
Pads
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But...bujt... by
on 2009-02-07 03:33:00 UTC
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Those squirrels are criminal masterminds, I tells ya. They won't be fooled by--- AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH SQUIRRELS
"I'm here for info. Where is Masakado's blade?"
"Uh... Uh, A guy named Pads took it! I swear!"
"Pads, eh? Troops MOOOOOOOOOVE OUT!"
Phew.
Anway, I'm That One Guy. I can't reveal my real name just yet. The chipmunks are close.