Subject: Have some cake. You know what's funny about that?
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Posted on: 2009-01-20 23:28:00 UTC
Zotz got me the DnD Players' Handbook and a dice set for my birthday, so I am now officially geeky! Hurrah! *waves sporkstaff*
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday Mad Maudlin, happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday! I gift you with a sack of pebbles, your own sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!
Have a spork! Wield it well.
~Zoe~
Happy birthday.
have a guide book on combat sporks, and a list of ways to kill sues.
But I shall not tell you them, for people would steal!
Sorry for the delay - I've been away from the Board recently. Have a blessed +7 rustproof sporkstaff and a blessed tome of finger of death. Oh, and a blessed scroll of genocide for good measure.
Zotz got me the DnD Players' Handbook and a dice set for my birthday, so I am now officially geeky! Hurrah! *waves sporkstaff*
What are you going to use those random Nethackish items for?
http://www.nethack.org/
The spork wasn't in the game, but its stats and the other objects I got from here.
I suppose it's a bit late to ask for my own birthday cheers (Jan 4th)?
And totally off-topic, Hart, but remember that disturbing fic I was writing and you suggested Pansy Parkinson for the main character. What about Marietta Edgecombe?
Have yer own cheers, (RAH! RAH! RAH, BOOYAH!) and a slice of cake.
Thank you for the slice of cake. And yeah, I know, but it's the only Canon character left. I'm going to include her in the events of HBP a bit and make her slightly more sympathetic.
Have a Potion!
Here, have a batch of cookies and a graduated cylinder with a party hat! :]
Okay, I give. What's with the graduated cylinders?
...I'm writing labs for the DMSE&R, and graduated cylinders are very scientific, y'see.
A letter opener! Yes, of course it's valuable. And useful.
I bring muffins! And a stuffed otter. Do enjoy both, and congrats on reaching fourteen!
I mean, Happy Birthday, and many more to come!
Leto
*pulls out scimitar* RAWR! *slices cake and hands a piece to Leto*
*somehow or other, the piece turns into carrot cake*
*Noms*
L
The ways of cake are strange.
Hippy pappy bthu thuthda bthuthday!