Subject: Happy birthday...
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Posted on: 2009-01-19 11:15:00 UTC
I suppose it's a bit late to ask for my own birthday cheers (Jan 4th)?
And totally off-topic, Hart, but remember that disturbing fic I was writing and you suggested Pansy Parkinson for the main character. What about Marietta Edgecombe?
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday Mad Maudlin, happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday! I gift you with a sack of pebbles, your own sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries!
Have a spork! Wield it well.
~Zoe~
Happy birthday.
have a guide book on combat sporks, and a list of ways to kill sues.
But I shall not tell you them, for people would steal!
Sorry for the delay - I've been away from the Board recently. Have a blessed +7 rustproof sporkstaff and a blessed tome of finger of death. Oh, and a blessed scroll of genocide for good measure.
Zotz got me the DnD Players' Handbook and a dice set for my birthday, so I am now officially geeky! Hurrah! *waves sporkstaff*
What are you going to use those random Nethackish items for?
http://www.nethack.org/
The spork wasn't in the game, but its stats and the other objects I got from here.
I suppose it's a bit late to ask for my own birthday cheers (Jan 4th)?
And totally off-topic, Hart, but remember that disturbing fic I was writing and you suggested Pansy Parkinson for the main character. What about Marietta Edgecombe?
Have yer own cheers, (RAH! RAH! RAH, BOOYAH!) and a slice of cake.
Thank you for the slice of cake. And yeah, I know, but it's the only Canon character left. I'm going to include her in the events of HBP a bit and make her slightly more sympathetic.
Have a Potion!
Here, have a batch of cookies and a graduated cylinder with a party hat! :]
Okay, I give. What's with the graduated cylinders?
...I'm writing labs for the DMSE&R, and graduated cylinders are very scientific, y'see.
A letter opener! Yes, of course it's valuable. And useful.
I bring muffins! And a stuffed otter. Do enjoy both, and congrats on reaching fourteen!
I mean, Happy Birthday, and many more to come!
Leto
*pulls out scimitar* RAWR! *slices cake and hands a piece to Leto*
*somehow or other, the piece turns into carrot cake*
*Noms*
L
The ways of cake are strange.
Hippy pappy bthu thuthda bthuthday!