Anyone got some spare 'Sues? - PPC Posting Board

Subject: Anyone got some spare 'Sues?
Author: Lily Winterwood
Posted on: 2009-01-04 17:00:00 UTC

The DMSE&R are looking for some "volunteers" for their decreasing glitter levels lab. I didn't want to use actual badfic, because some Mary Sues are meant to be taken seriously and the author would probably object.

So I have two plans:
A) Ask Miss Cam if I can borrow the Badfic Challenge entries, or
B) Ask you guys to write some "badfic" for me. Mary Sues only, thank you.

What do you think?

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Anyone got some spare 'Sues? by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-04 17:00:00 UTC

I may be wrong... by Pads on 2009-01-08 06:59:00 UTC Reply

...'cause I don't work in the DMS, and I don't know how you guys work, but... deliberate Sues? Option b) looks like creating Sues for PPC purposes. Isn't that something we, er, don't really approve of? Something along the lines of there being enough of the sods out there as it is without us making more?

Ahh, by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-08 16:37:00 UTC Reply

but these are meant for DMSE&R labs, not actual missions.

And other Sues out there are meant to be taken seriously. If they were intentionally bad, it's easier on my consience when I put them through rapid Glitter drain dialysis or stick vampire bats in them to de-Sueify them.

I can do B. by WikiMaster on 2009-01-05 11:23:00 UTC Reply

In fact, I'd rather like to do B. How does a Daughther of Sauron and Tar-Miriel sound?

Lovely! (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-05 14:59:00 UTC Reply

Thank you. Now, where do you send it to? (nm) by WikiMaster on 2009-01-06 13:44:00 UTC Reply

There. *points above* (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-06 23:20:00 UTC Reply

I mean, do I email it to you, or do I... by WikiMaster on 2009-01-07 08:01:00 UTC Reply

...Post her story here?

Email is fine. by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-07 22:57:00 UTC Reply

I don't think the others want to read Suefic here, even if it is intentionally bad.

What's your adress? by WikiMaster on 2009-01-08 10:10:00 UTC Reply

You haven't given one on this thread yet, which was why I asked where to send it to.

Check the previous post. (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-08 16:38:00 UTC Reply

I'm trying! by WikiMaster on 2009-01-09 10:54:00 UTC Reply

You see, I have monitor problems. Big, Bad, Monitor Problems. Sorry!

Then maybe the post before that? by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-09 15:27:00 UTC Reply

Cos if my name's in red, it'll have my email.

Ah, that's it! by WikiMaster on 2009-01-10 13:32:00 UTC Reply

You see, said Monitor problems show everything as rancid yellow-green, meaning that I can't see anything red right now. Sorry!

Well... by Spud avec on 2009-01-04 18:43:00 UTC Reply

What exactly are you looking for? (shows off his newbie streak) Are we talking 'Oh God this is bad' deliberate badfic or particularly humourous spoof badfic? I mean, I could probably do either, but I thought I'd better check first before I started off with the wrong thing.

The former, of course. by Lily Winterwood on 2009-01-05 00:54:00 UTC Reply

On Miss Cam's website (here) there is a section for the Badfic challenge. Take a look at em... and take some bleeprin.