Subject: Well...
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Posted on: 2009-01-04 18:43:00 UTC
What exactly are you looking for? (shows off his newbie streak) Are we talking 'Oh God this is bad' deliberate badfic or particularly humourous spoof badfic? I mean, I could probably do either, but I thought I'd better check first before I started off with the wrong thing.
The DMSE&R are looking for some "volunteers" for their decreasing glitter levels lab. I didn't want to use actual badfic, because some Mary Sues are meant to be taken seriously and the author would probably object.
So I have two plans:
A) Ask Miss Cam if I can borrow the Badfic Challenge entries, or
B) Ask you guys to write some "badfic" for me. Mary Sues only, thank you.
What do you think?
...'cause I don't work in the DMS, and I don't know how you guys work, but... deliberate Sues? Option b) looks like creating Sues for PPC purposes. Isn't that something we, er, don't really approve of? Something along the lines of there being enough of the sods out there as it is without us making more?
but these are meant for DMSE&R labs, not actual missions.
And other Sues out there are meant to be taken seriously. If they were intentionally bad, it's easier on my consience when I put them through rapid Glitter drain dialysis or stick vampire bats in them to de-Sueify them.
In fact, I'd rather like to do B. How does a Daughther of Sauron and Tar-Miriel sound?
...Post her story here?
I don't think the others want to read Suefic here, even if it is intentionally bad.
You haven't given one on this thread yet, which was why I asked where to send it to.
You see, I have monitor problems. Big, Bad, Monitor Problems. Sorry!
Cos if my name's in red, it'll have my email.
You see, said Monitor problems show everything as rancid yellow-green, meaning that I can't see anything red right now. Sorry!
What exactly are you looking for? (shows off his newbie streak) Are we talking 'Oh God this is bad' deliberate badfic or particularly humourous spoof badfic? I mean, I could probably do either, but I thought I'd better check first before I started off with the wrong thing.
On Miss Cam's website (here) there is a section for the Badfic challenge. Take a look at em... and take some bleeprin.