Subject: *blink blink*
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Posted on: 2009-01-03 12:47:00 UTC
... There needs to be some sort of limit to how many exclamation points you can use... Per page, if not per book. Because I think this one's exceeded it.
Badly.
And I bet Rebecca is just as super-sparkly-speshul as the three freaking princesses
This is basically The Eye of Argon all over again!
http://www.amazon.com/ANTIGUA-Land-Fairies-Wizards-Heroes/dp/1425997821/ref=si3rdrbb_product
Maybe I'll have to ship this thing over from the States and do a dramatic reading ...
You can tell something's bad when the title doesn't even use proper grammar. And I bet even a fifth grader can write better than that.
Ironic Overpower, this is NOT FUNNY.
... There needs to be some sort of limit to how many exclamation points you can use... Per page, if not per book. Because I think this one's exceeded it.
Badly.
And I bet Rebecca is just as super-sparkly-speshul as the three freaking princesses
Well, at least it is following in the tradition of painfully terrible, and kind of hilarious, books.
The cliches! The angst! The STEREOTYPES! I can't TAKE IT!
It's all my fault, too - wasn't I the one saying something about copyright laws and publishability before? *cries*
Right, going to DO something about this...
*runs after Ironic Over-Power with a sledgehammer*
You frakking - THUMP! - horrible - THUMP! - pathetic - THUMP! - cruel - THUMP! - irritating thing!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The stupid! It burns!
The sound you just heard was that of my head colliding with my desk as the sheer horribleness of that book caused me to temporarily loose consciousness.