Subject: *Thump*
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Posted on: 2009-01-02 23:39:00 UTC
The sound you just heard was that of my head colliding with my desk as the sheer horribleness of that book caused me to temporarily loose consciousness.
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Oh gawd, it's a self-published badfic! by
on 2009-01-02 23:35:00 UTC
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This is basically The Eye of Argon all over again!
http://www.amazon.com/ANTIGUA-Land-Fairies-Wizards-Heroes/dp/1425997821/ref=si3rdrbb_product
Maybe I'll have to ship this thing over from the States and do a dramatic reading ... -
What the frak? by
on 2009-01-03 21:54:00 UTC
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You can tell something's bad when the title doesn't even use proper grammar. And I bet even a fifth grader can write better than that.
Ironic Overpower, this is NOT FUNNY. -
*blink blink* by
on 2009-01-03 12:47:00 UTC
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... There needs to be some sort of limit to how many exclamation points you can use... Per page, if not per book. Because I think this one's exceeded it.
Badly.
And I bet Rebecca is just as super-sparkly-speshul as the three freaking princesses -
That's painful by
on 2009-01-03 06:35:00 UTC
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Well, at least it is following in the tradition of painfully terrible, and kind of hilarious, books.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ironic Over-Power, I LOATHE you! by
on 2009-01-03 06:18:00 UTC
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The cliches! The angst! The STEREOTYPES! I can't TAKE IT!
It's all my fault, too - wasn't I the one saying something about copyright laws and publishability before? *cries*
Right, going to DO something about this...
*runs after Ironic Over-Power with a sledgehammer*
You frakking - THUMP! - horrible - THUMP! - pathetic - THUMP! - cruel - THUMP! - irritating thing!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -
*headdesk* by
on 2009-01-03 02:07:00 UTC
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The stupid! It burns!
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*Thump* by
on 2009-01-02 23:39:00 UTC
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The sound you just heard was that of my head colliding with my desk as the sheer horribleness of that book caused me to temporarily loose consciousness.