In New Zealand I could drive when I was 16. Admittedly, I wasn't that good, and admittedly, I was only on a Leaner's License, but I knew several people who could drive well at 15/16. So that doesn't appear to be a major problem.

The rest, though, burn her dead.

Am I qualified? I've only seen the film (I am planning to read the Twilight book, though) - I'm not hugely impressed by it, but sparkly skin aside, it doesn't annoy me. The way she treates Peter, though... grrr. But this looks Twilight-film-based anyway.

I now join the ranks of those of you with a growing backlog of missions-to-write, but I want to claim it nonetheless. Any objections.

I'm afraid to even open thse links.

That's all I have to say. Someone kill this!

Dialogue like that makes my brain hurt. Few things annoy me more than questions without the '?'

Urgh, I think some people are gonna be picking up headaches from that. Also... whoo! Go Britpicking!

*sound of tinkling glass as her mind shatters*

That... it... just... why??

Apparently this writer has a thing for crossing good fandoms with fandoms that many people despise. I guess I don't know for sure how people here feel about Twilight, but my guess is that anything in which the canon characters actually sparkle is bound to be frowned upon. My morbid curiosity isn't even enough to make me try reading the series. {= P

If nobody wants the HPxEragon one, I'll put it on my kill list.

~Neshomeh

Aye, this needs sporking. This exchange is going to give whatever Agent witnesses it a real headache.

“By the way my name is Eragon.” he told me as he took his seat.

“Hermione.” I said

“interesting name”

“I could say the same to you.”

“My parents got it from Shakespeare, how about you.”

Then there was a look in his eyes that seemed to be getting glossed over with hard thought. “I really don’t know, I never knew my parents.”

“How sad” I said trying to sound worried.

Now, either one of them says two sentences in a row, which doesn't seem to work, or a third person joins in unannounced. Trying to read it, it seems the speakers are Eragon-Hermione-Eragon-Hermione- waitaminute, Eragon comes from Shakespeare? Shakespeare doesn't exist in Alagaesia. Then after that it's Eragon speaking again.