Subject: Eru on a frakking stick!
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Posted on: 2008-12-24 18:44:00 UTC
What the frak is wrong with Quizilla? I'm even more offended by the "Yue" stories, because that's one of my names.
Someone kill these.
(I swear to the Valar I did not write that frakking piece of sh*t, though)
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/379625/galadrianna-daughter-of-rivendell-part-1-a-lord-of-the-rings-story
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/426306/a-new-evil-a-lord-of-the-rings-storypart-1girls-only
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/441309/a-story-about-you-related-to-the-lord-of-the-rings
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2006385/a-new-addition-to-lord-of-the-rings-alt1agt-girls
Standard Mary-Yous.
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2364671/lord-of-the-rings-poster-expressions
One for the DoWTF?
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/2459621/falling-into-a-world-i-thought-a-joke-part-1-lord-of-the-rings-legolas
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7956376/elizas-story-a-lord-of-the-rings-extesnion-part-1
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1267113/lord-of-the-rings-adventuregirls-will-probably-prefer-this
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614546/lord-of-the-rings-yue
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614813/lord-of-the-rings-yue-part-2
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/7614998/lord-of-the-rings-yue-part-3
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/484529/half-evilhalf-good-which-will-you-choselord-of-the-ringsgirls-only1
http://www.quizilla.com/stories/1270847/the-cast-of-lord-of-the-rings-and-you-as-well-as-a-few-orcs-dragons-and-so-on-part-one
These are even more confusing than most badfic. I mean, it's almost impossible to tell what is the story and what are the author's notes. Do these people have any concept of how to construct a story...okay, I guess not. Still, *wanders away, muttering*
What the frak is wrong with Quizilla? I'm even more offended by the "Yue" stories, because that's one of my names.
Someone kill these.
(I swear to the Valar I did not write that frakking piece of sh*t, though)
I wish I could. Hmm. Do I need Permission to MST, or is it okay to jump in?
'Poster expressions' is very, very screwed up. It just might be for the DoWTF. The 'Yue' ones... well... Japanese? In LOTR? Stupid, stupid Suvians. No. Just no. Never mind the fact that the name makes it sound a whole lot like a Naruto crossover, even if it wasn't supposed to be one. Honestly, I'm getting sick of all this retarded filth. Someone really should take a large, burning, and preferably pointy object to these 'fics.
Yue is actually a Chinese name.
I haven't seen it much. Sorry about that. *facepalm* Still, it's Oriental anything in LOTR. It has to die.
You do this because you are a much, much braver person than me. *looks at list again* *Much* braver.
...so you want one of them?
Questiony thingy addressed to all: Does MSTing godawful crap require Permission? Or can I just jump right in?
So I think it's go right ahead on this. *grins evilly* I'd like to take some of the stories, too. For the very same purpose--MSTs.
I just realized that some of these authors have more stories linked to in their profiles, badfic all. OUR DEATHS SHALL BE MAGNIFICENT!
but I haven't actually read the lord of the Rings trilogy. Blasphemy, I know, but I keep getting distracted by other shiny stuffs, and at least I don't write fic for it. I *do* usually know LOTR badfic when I see it, though, and I've picked up a fair amount from reading missions. I still wouldn't want to risk messing up with my facts on an MST.
I'll tell you a secret. *looks around furtively*
When I was little, I thought Isengard was the tower.
Movieverse canon is perfectly fine, I think, although there are those who do not agree with me. Have you seen all the movies?
My dad introduced me to them, as well as Star Wars, and pretty much every movie I've watched and actually *liked*. As for the books, I'll probably make another attempt on the Silmarillion(sp?) some time soon, since I almost made it through that one before the shiny other book caught my eye.
It'll take us a lot longer than 70 years to go through all the LOTR tripe...
Tripe indeed. Who will MST and PPC?