Hi. You don't know me either, but have you seen the Chainsaw Man, just in case? *absently chucks pieces of purple eraser at nothing in particular* Here, have some purple stuffs. Although, not that Purple Stuff.

Welcome back! I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome back! Nice name. *gives graduated cylinder*

I just joined recently, that's why. Have a Prinny suit anyway. If you don't know what it does, it increases all your stats by a large amount, but it makes you add "-dood" to the end of every sentence, like this, dood. Warning: Make sure you are not picked up and thrown while wearing one, as you may have to wait at the nearest Netherworld hospital to be resurrected from the explosion.

Have a Suenicorn haggis and an earworm. The earworm is Blackmore's Night's song "Loreley".

I don't remember you, but seeing as I've only been here a bit under four years that's not so surprising.

Anyway, hope you'll enjoy your second round a'Board as much or more than the first, and have a welcome-back pet mongoose. It eats Sues, pocket lint... heck, it basically eats anything it can get its paws on. Head down to the PPC Mongoose Shelter to pick one up, and name it what you will.

Elcalion, celebratory

Y'already know where the wiki is, so all I got is a 'welcome back' as well, rabies optional.

I've lost track how long I've been here. It's either been two years or three. I think two. Probably two.

As for procrastinating... I'm in the middle of my exam period and instead of studying, I keep writing about gay pirates.

I do remember you. Not as a fellow-Boarder, but from some bit of fanfiction I read a while ago... I'm certain it was a Mary Sue parody (understandably), and I'm inclined to think it was in the Redwallverse.

Pleased to finally make your acquaintance, anyway. *offers chocolate*

I've only been around for about a year, so I don't really remember you. But hi anyway! *gifts you with bleeproducts*

Ahhh, procrastination. When used properly, I find it can help me write some stellar essays.

*goes to work on her bio homework*

You reviewed me and we chatted briefly back when I was writing the Guide To Redwall Mary Sue! (I wince when I look at it now, but it was pretty good for a fourteen-year-old's work.) Nice to see you again.

I've even been meaning to start up a support group with people enjoying, I mean, suffering from it. I might do that tomorrow.
Anywho, welcome! I gift you with a truckload of Bleepolate, some in the shape of plovers, most not. Also, if you find a Ypur or two in there, let me know.

Artic ~ Who is quickly losing track of the 875 Ypurs.

Welcome to the PPC. adn don;t worry. I have no social skills either. Here, have a book on how 50 ways to kill a sue with a rusty spork. Drake made it himself.

You won't know me, because I've only been around a year or so, but that's all right. Have some bleeprin!

It's not bad, it's just an illustration of the universal truth that Morbid Curiosity is unconquerable. Even in the face of essays.

Hi! Pleased to meet you.

I've been writing strange stories about Merlin instead of studying for final exams, so you're in good company.