Subject: Now that you mention that...
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Posted on: 2008-12-10 06:47:00 UTC
It was actually your fault I ended up in the PPC, Laburnum. I read that guide while you were writing it (even suggested some stuff, as I recall) and ended up reading PPC stuff, your's first.
So I'm all your fault.
I'm sort of nervous about this mainly because I'm worried someone will actually remember me. I was a sort-of lurker about four/five years ago.
Anyway. Hi. I'm Purplefluffychainsaw, or Elanor. Don't try to eat me, I bite back. I will be trying to participate in conversation from here on in, but I have the social skills of someone-with-no-social-skills, so when I do something wrong let me know. And for anyone who does remember me I discovered maturity while I was away. And Real Life that Doesn't Happen In School.
Also, how bad is it that I've been reading legendary badfic instead of writing my (one remaining) essay?
Hi. You don't know me either, but have you seen the Chainsaw Man, just in case? *absently chucks pieces of purple eraser at nothing in particular* Here, have some purple stuffs. Although, not that Purple Stuff.
Nuuu? Chainsaw Man?
Thank you!
Welcome back! I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Welcome back! Nice name. *gives graduated cylinder*
I just joined recently, that's why. Have a Prinny suit anyway. If you don't know what it does, it increases all your stats by a large amount, but it makes you add "-dood" to the end of every sentence, like this, dood. Warning: Make sure you are not picked up and thrown while wearing one, as you may have to wait at the nearest Netherworld hospital to be resurrected from the explosion.
XD I don't think most people could pick me up and throw me anyway. ^^
Thank you!
That's only a real danger in the Disgaea-verse, where the thing's from. There, everyone can be picked up and thrown. i think even the biggest enemy in the game (well, the first, anyway) can be picked up, but I'm not sure. Stat boosts from it go over 999 though, so it's still quite useful. Actually, in the game, the suits don't really cause you to explode like a normal prinny or look like one, but I'll just shrug that off as a programming limitation. Heh.
Have a Suenicorn haggis and an earworm. The earworm is Blackmore's Night's song "Loreley".
Is there any vegetarian haggis instead? Thank you though. ^^
How would one create a vegetarian haggis?
I don't remember you, but seeing as I've only been here a bit under four years that's not so surprising.
Anyway, hope you'll enjoy your second round a'Board as much or more than the first, and have a welcome-back pet mongoose. It eats Sues, pocket lint... heck, it basically eats anything it can get its paws on. Head down to the PPC Mongoose Shelter to pick one up, and name it what you will.
Elcalion, celebratory
Awesome, I always wanted a mongoose.
Y'already know where the wiki is, so all I got is a 'welcome back' as well, rabies optional.
Technically, I've had rabies since I was about 13, but thank you anyway. ^^
I've lost track how long I've been here. It's either been two years or three. I think two. Probably two.
As for procrastinating... I'm in the middle of my exam period and instead of studying, I keep writing about gay pirates.
Oooh, gay pirates. Nothing wrong with that. ^^ Good luck on the exams though).
I do remember you. Not as a fellow-Boarder, but from some bit of fanfiction I read a while ago... I'm certain it was a Mary Sue parody (understandably), and I'm inclined to think it was in the Redwallverse.
Pleased to finally make your acquaintance, anyway. *offers chocolate*
Sadly, the only Redwall fanfiction I still have on my account on the pit is serious. The first chapter is appalling though, and was written about three years before the rest of it. All I can say to redeem myself, is the otter in that chapter dies in the next, and then it's all slightly ambiguous otters and vermins attacking Redwall from there on in.
Chocolate! Thank you! ^^
I've only been around for about a year, so I don't really remember you. But hi anyway! *gifts you with bleeproducts*
Ahhh, procrastination. When used properly, I find it can help me write some stellar essays.
*goes to work on her bio homework*
^^ Thank you!
You know how to work procrastination. I am impressed.
A very tricky, easy-to-loose-control-of, dangerous art. Like running a nuclear power plant.
=_____= That sounds like a surprisingly accurate comparison.
You reviewed me and we chatted briefly back when I was writing the Guide To Redwall Mary Sue! (I wince when I look at it now, but it was pretty good for a fourteen-year-old's work.) Nice to see you again.
I so do not remember that. *fail* I might have to go bump my memory. XD;;
http://tabularasa.me.uk
We also had a brief discussion of whether Mossflower has a version of the Hedgehog Song, and you were the first online person I told about my Aspergers', because at the time I wasn't aware of how common it was among fandom and wanted to keep it quiet. (I shouldn't have worried, a hell of a lot of people in fandom seem to have at least hints of it.)
Sorry if I sound creepy here. I just have a weird memory.
Ah, that'll be what led me to write the Redwall version of the Hedgehog song then. I wondered where that came from.
Aspergers! I assume I told you I'm HFA then. :D I used to have a memory like that. Epilepsy sort of killed it though. I have trouble remembering what I did in the morning now. *fail*
BTW, if anyone tells you not to look at something called "That Series" and you do, blame me when you're curled up in the foetal position under your bed pouring bleach in your eyes and burning any Redwall books that are still in your home. I'm the one who found the things.
I can tell you that it's definitely Not a Good Idea. If it gives me even a hint of nausea, which is what it did, then it truly is a horrible and disturbing 'fic indeed.
Wow. Have you managed to read through them all?
I even wrote a poem about the experience. It's on my site.
Could be worse. Have a look at my MSTings. Someone actually thought it was a good idea to title their story "Shadow Rapes Matthias".
Well done!
I will do. But ouch. >
It was actually your fault I ended up in the PPC, Laburnum. I read that guide while you were writing it (even suggested some stuff, as I recall) and ended up reading PPC stuff, your's first.
So I'm all your fault.
I've even been meaning to start up a support group with people enjoying, I mean, suffering from it. I might do that tomorrow.
Anywho, welcome! I gift you with a truckload of Bleepolate, some in the shape of plovers, most not. Also, if you find a Ypur or two in there, let me know.
Artic ~ Who is quickly losing track of the 875 Ypurs.
If you do, let me know. I need support! I'm quite good at yelling at other pople to do their work too.
Thank you! ^^
Welcome to the PPC. adn don;t worry. I have no social skills either. Here, have a book on how 50 ways to kill a sue with a rusty spork. Drake made it himself.
Oooh, thank you. I keep most of my sporks in pristine condition, but I might rust one just in case. ^^
You won't know me, because I've only been around a year or so, but that's all right. Have some bleeprin!
It doesn't seem to have done too much damage, at least. And thank you!
It's nice to meet you anyway. ^^ A year is probably longer than I managed the first time round. XD
It's not bad, it's just an illustration of the universal truth that Morbid Curiosity is unconquerable. Even in the face of essays.
Personally, I think the idea of essays makes Morbid Curiosity harder to resist. >> But that might just be me.
Thank you, though! ^^
I just had to look that up on the wiki, and I loled. Thank you to whoever put that in there, and thank you. ^^
Hi! Pleased to meet you.
I've been writing strange stories about Merlin instead of studying for final exams, so you're in good company.
Ah, procrastination. Good to know I'm not the only one suffering. Good luck on getting some revision done - and the exams when they come round.
And thank you. Pleasure to meet you too. ^^