Subject: No name. No characterization.
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Posted on: 2008-12-01 21:11:00 UTC
Therefor, I call Random Abhorsen (like a Random Elf character). Shenanigans...
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Welp, the Abhorsen aren't even safe... by
on 2008-11-29 23:13:00 UTC
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Just put this up on the Unclaimed Badfic wiki page, but if someone wants a go at it, feel free... Garth Nix's Old Kingdom has a lesbian 'Sue.
http://bryare-thorne.deviantart.com/art/Sorceress-prt-1-101849030
Sorceress - Rating unknown
Reporter's (not author's) summary: Levaberial, known as Levy or Ria, is a necromancer. She kicks Abhorsen arse. Weird femmeslashy relationship with the Abhorsen. She has emerald (amythest rimmed [sic]) eyes and "blood red locks of blue streaked hair." She occasionally forgets to capitalize the names of the bells. Her dead ex-girlfriend Alirse had to be banished beyond the Ninth Gate by Levaberial-Sue herself *angst* for which purpose 'Sue walks beyond said Ninth Gate and survives.
Three short chapters so far, but the last was posted within the month... -
Oh, dear. by
on 2008-11-30 21:16:00 UTC
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Its only blessing is that it's short. I think I shall take it on, should no one object; one does not mess with the Abhorsen without getting a face full of angry Assassins.
Hm... think the Abhorsen'll need to be exorcised? Is that even Sabriel? No name is given, so it could as well be a character replacement 'Sue or something to that effect... -
Cheers by
on 2008-12-01 21:10:00 UTC
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My blessings on you. I'm pretty sure that it isn't a canon Abhorsen, actually. Probably some random historical Abhorsen (aka OC), so she should either be dispatched or recruited. She seems kind of incompetent, though, so it might be best just to kill her.
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Yeek. by
on 2008-11-30 07:52:00 UTC
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If I had an Assassin agent, I'd take it. That's both awful enough to warrant a spork and short and stupid enough to be an entertaining mission. Also, not capitalising Saraneth is a SRS OFFENCE.
Sadly I don't think it's slashy enough to have been sent to the Dept. of Bad Slash, given the ENORMOUS SUE.
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Yeah, definitely DMS by
on 2008-12-01 21:08:00 UTC
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There isn't any sex or anything and I'm dubious as to whether the Abhorsen in question is intended to be Sabriel, Lirael, or an OC.
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probably Sabriel ... isn't she the usual fangirl-magnet? (nm) by
on 2008-12-01 21:09:00 UTC
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No name. No characterization. by
on 2008-12-01 21:11:00 UTC
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Therefor, I call Random Abhorsen (like a Random Elf character). Shenanigans...
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Would a random Abhorsen be a useful recruit, I wonder? (nm) by
on 2008-12-01 21:13:00 UTC
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It's a thought. by
on 2008-12-01 22:05:00 UTC
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I suggested it as a possibility to Our Noble Volunteer. This one may or may not be worth it, though. She's kinda wimpy and unfortunately seems to be receptive to the 'Sue's advances. With some quite extensive re-training, perhaps. My Agent Tatharien was a fic recruit, after all...
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I suppose in the end it'll be up to the author by
on 2008-12-01 22:17:00 UTC
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and what suits how the mission ends up going :)