Subject: Hi! First flaxe!
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Posted on: 2008-11-25 07:24:00 UTC
That's a flamethrower axe, if you're curious. No, don't point it over here! Hope you enjoy it here.
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FIrst message-just joined. by
on 2008-11-24 22:18:00 UTC
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Well, here goes...
One lost newb coming up.
I've read most of TOS, and a few of the spin-offs, and found the wiki about ten minutes ago while looking for an update to the Sue Lord of the Rings story. Found the permission page, was pleasantly surprised to find the Protectors series was still alive, and clicked on the link.
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Hallo! by
on 2008-11-27 01:19:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have you received a towel yet? If not, here is one! *offers towel*
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*Gifts with Bleepolate Liqueors* by
on 2008-11-25 14:44:00 UTC
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Careful, Bleepolate and Bleepka don't always mix together. Side effects include belching frogs, momentarily shapeshifting into the Snape!Boggart or general explodiness. Welcome to the PPC, and I hope you have fun!
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*blink* They don't? by
on 2008-11-25 17:20:00 UTC
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Why wouldn't they? If you're thinking of the "Bleeprin + alcohol = BOOM" thing, then you needn't worry--Bleepka is made with a synthetic non-alcoholic alcohol substitute for exactly that reason.
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Shhh! The newbie doesn't need to know that! by
on 2008-11-26 00:27:00 UTC
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But now that I think of it, how would Bleeprin products intermingle with alcohol? Like, would Bleepolate get all boomy when exposed to alcohol, or not? *Ponders*
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I would assume so. by
on 2008-11-26 02:14:00 UTC
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It wouldn't be as big of an explosion as pure Bleeprin and pure alcohol, but you still wouldn't want both of them in your system at the same time.
... Come to think of it, if I ever say anything about Nume and alcohol occupying the same space at the same time, someone needs to slap me, because at that point I've clearly lost my senses. The man is lucky to have blood in his Bleepka vessels. O.o
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Have a Rocket Launcher! (nm) by
on 2008-11-25 10:33:00 UTC
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Hi! First flaxe! by
on 2008-11-25 07:24:00 UTC
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That's a flamethrower axe, if you're curious. No, don't point it over here! Hope you enjoy it here.
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TARDIS? by
on 2008-11-25 04:40:00 UTC
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I'm not sure...I think I'd better go with the response centre as
a)The plants wouldn't waste a perfectly good TARDIS on a new recruit.
b)My shameful ignorance of the Whoverse, something I plan to fix as soon as possible.
Thanks again for the welcome.
Also, are partners mandatory?
If so, can we choose any partner at all? I had an idea that's so bad its good... -
first lembas! by
on 2008-11-25 04:26:00 UTC
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Do enjoy it.
And consider the plight of the understaffed Bad Slash department when it comes time for you to ask for Permission :D -
First plover! by
on 2008-11-25 03:59:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?
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Hiya! by
on 2008-11-25 01:01:00 UTC
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I gift thee with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not evil. Oh, and have some Belgian chocolate, too.
Welcome to the insanity! -
Bien venue! (Okay, it's not Italian, but close, right?) by
on 2008-11-25 00:59:00 UTC
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I gift you with a piece of psychic paper. Highly useful, although be careful what you think with it. (Although if you've seen more of Doctor Who than just the one episode, you know that already.)
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Second poke! by
on 2008-11-25 00:39:00 UTC
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Since Sedri beat me to the first one.
*poke poke*
Anywho, welcome! Have, um... this nice bowl of Tantaflaf. ^_^
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Welcome! by
on 2008-11-25 00:26:00 UTC
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I hereby gift thee with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Let me add my greetings to the others', and point you to the sanity cloakroom just outside. You won't need it here, and indeed some people have never found theirs again. -
Welcome-welcome. by
on 2008-11-24 23:26:00 UTC
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Welcome a'Board! (Wow, it's been a while since I've said that...) We hope you enjoy your stay, please hang your sanity on the hook by the door until you need it again.
You've read a few of the spin-offs, you say, but since I can't read your mind (or can I?), I obviously don't know where you read them. Thus: if you haven't come across it already, the Complete List of PPC Fiction may serve to help you lose hours or days of your precious time.
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Hiya *waves* by
on 2008-11-24 22:32:00 UTC
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Here, have a P-90. I see you've found everything I would normally link you to, so there's nothing for me to do there.
I will warn you, if you haven't already found this out, to watch out for the Legendary Badfics. Even the summaries can permanently scar your brain.
What fandoms are you involved in, by the way? And are you a he or a she? -
Re: Hiya *waves* by
on 2008-11-24 23:41:00 UTC
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Thanks. As for my sanity, I appear to have misplaced that. Don't suppose any of you could lend me some?
I'm male. The handle's an italian name, taken from a rather peckish count in the Inferno.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UgolinoandDante
Fandom wise, I'm mainly a Star Wars and Halo fan, although I pretty much fell in love with the Doctor Who series after seeing "the Unicorn and the Wasp". -
P.S. by
on 2008-11-24 23:44:00 UTC
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Well, no edit button. Double post:
Thanks for the welcome, and for the links. Does anyone know if the Sue story was ever finished?
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Hello! First poke! by
on 2008-11-24 22:31:00 UTC
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Always good to see new people. Do excuse the welcome wagon; enthusiasm abounds around here. I'm sure the others will be online sooner or later. Probably sooner.
I see you don't need any links, so... well, what fandoms do you specialise in?
And welcome!
- Sedri