Welcome! Have you received a towel yet? If not, here is one! *offers towel*

Careful, Bleepolate and Bleepka don't always mix together. Side effects include belching frogs, momentarily shapeshifting into the Snape!Boggart or general explodiness. Welcome to the PPC, and I hope you have fun!

That's a flamethrower axe, if you're curious. No, don't point it over here! Hope you enjoy it here.

I'm not sure...I think I'd better go with the response centre as
a)The plants wouldn't waste a perfectly good TARDIS on a new recruit.
b)My shameful ignorance of the Whoverse, something I plan to fix as soon as possible.

Thanks again for the welcome.

Also, are partners mandatory?
If so, can we choose any partner at all? I had an idea that's so bad its good...

Do enjoy it.

And consider the plight of the understaffed Bad Slash department when it comes time for you to ask for Permission :D

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

I gift thee with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not evil. Oh, and have some Belgian chocolate, too.

Welcome to the insanity!

I gift you with a piece of psychic paper. Highly useful, although be careful what you think with it. (Although if you've seen more of Doctor Who than just the one episode, you know that already.)

Since Sedri beat me to the first one.

*poke poke*

Anywho, welcome! Have, um... this nice bowl of Tantaflaf. ^_^

~Neshomeh, who has been reading HFA.

I hereby gift thee with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!

Let me add my greetings to the others', and point you to the sanity cloakroom just outside. You won't need it here, and indeed some people have never found theirs again.

Welcome a'Board! (Wow, it's been a while since I've said that...) We hope you enjoy your stay, please hang your sanity on the hook by the door until you need it again.

You've read a few of the spin-offs, you say, but since I can't read your mind (or can I?), I obviously don't know where you read them. Thus: if you haven't come across it already, the Complete List of PPC Fiction may serve to help you lose hours or days of your precious time.

hS

Here, have a P-90. I see you've found everything I would normally link you to, so there's nothing for me to do there.

I will warn you, if you haven't already found this out, to watch out for the Legendary Badfics. Even the summaries can permanently scar your brain.

What fandoms are you involved in, by the way? And are you a he or a she?

Always good to see new people. Do excuse the welcome wagon; enthusiasm abounds around here. I'm sure the others will be online sooner or later. Probably sooner.

I see you don't need any links, so... well, what fandoms do you specialise in?

And welcome!

- Sedri