Four badfics this time.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4504889/1/thisiswhoWEare this is who WE are
Fandom: Pokemon
Rating: M
Summary: epic tail of the bleka world nd wich lotsa tings r difernt...lotsa sadness nd kawaii hot emo goffick guys!11 shinji x oc NOT 4 PREPZ.
Pairings: ShinjixOC

Obvious troll. More and more of these cheap My Immortal ripoffs keep appearing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4560793/1/TheFireBurningintheRain The Fire Burning in the Rain
Fandom: Pokemon
Rating: M
Summary: Advanceshipping May and her family move to Fortree, the most rain-ridden town in Hoenn, as her Dad has taken up the position of Gym Leader there. When she goes to the school, things take a Supernatural Twist. AshXMay Twilight Crossover
Pairings: MayxAsh

Ripoff of Twilight, except in a Pokemon setting. Pointless and very, very implausible. The two canons don't even have much in common.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2455739/1/3Months">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2455739/1/3Months 3 Months
Fandom: Shaman King
Rating: K
Summary: Yoh asked Anna to be his girl for 3 months because she refused him at first. He’s keeping a large secret from her, will she find out? What happen if she find out about it? Will she said yes after 3 months? YXA, HXT, RXP, HX[Rumi,OOC]
Pairings: YohxAnna, HaoxTamao, RenxPrinka, HorohoroxOC

Very, very OOC characters, bad pairings. I'm really not sure what Department this goes to, it's mostly wildly OOC behavior and clichés.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2746344/1/MidasKidsMillitary">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2746344/1/MidasKids_Millitary Midas: Kids Millitary
Fandom: Command and Conquer
Rating: K
Summary: Read the history of the Midas: Kids Millitary that started it all and this is a side and more intresting story besides command&conquer.
Pairings: None

Apparently, this is a Super Crackfic. That, and it's completely idiotic. My first reaction was "What the hell is this?" No idea where this goes, but it just might be DoWTF material. Not likely though.

Burn the first one! Burn it! Oh, and the last one should be nuked, in my opinion. Nukes are perfectly canonical in C&C-verse.

http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=10242 .:Tears Of Blood:.
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Selena and Syrus are twins with strange powers that none have ever seen or heard of. They claim to be half-elf, but what of the other half? What secrets do they hold and why did they join the Fellowship? Are they simply there to help? Or is there another reason?
Pairings: Not specified in fic info, some slash

'Sue and 'Stu half-elf twins, supposedly unknown father. Mother!Sue stole Nienna's name. Grelvish is the only form of Elvish in the fic, and the Suethor apparently has no knowledge of either Quenya or Sindarin. Creation of mini-Balrogs, bad spelling, and bad grammar.

Burn them! Burn them!


http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=9819 Rationalising MPreg
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lindir, a former thrall, is forced against his will to become a witness in Sauron's trial on Taniquetil in the Fourth Age. Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved.

It 'contains Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved, and more', according to the story note. What more do I need to say? It's automatically a killworthy fic. Oh, and the author's obviously read the books, including Silm. Quite obvious from the character list, really.

Kill it with fire, kill it with fire, kill it with FIRE!

That reminds me - where are you getting the info on Elves' ageing from? 'Cause we've got a very woobiefied 40 year old Legolas acting like a cross between a 13 year old girl and a stable-boy, and it'd be nice to hit it with a bad Elvish biology charge. (And I'm too lazy to go poking through the Sil, obviously.)

I'm quite annoyed by this one. A canon-knowing canon-buster always annoys me.