So, it's just come to our attention that there's only ever been, like, five Bad Slashers, and we're feeling a little lonely, so we though, how can we make outselves feel loved, and popular, and members of a vast organisation of likeminded individuals?

The answer, after a moment of alcohol-fuelled tangents, became clear: T-shirts.

And so we ask any and all comers to participate in a caption competition. We picture the three-eyed duck of the DBS, with the letters DBS above, and a caption below. For example.

DBS - providing lube to the canonical masses since 2007
DBS - Get your hands off that Elf!