Subject: *smites enter key*
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Posted on: 2008-11-24 04:02:00 UTC
Pretty much all the message got through there, and makes sense. So, with hands VERY FAR AWAY from that damned "post" button, we ask for alternative captions for this t-shirt.
Mostly because we're thinking of having a "Captions that didn't make the cut" bit on the back.
So, it's just come to our attention that there's only ever been, like, five Bad Slashers, and we're feeling a little lonely, so we though, how can we make outselves feel loved, and popular, and members of a vast organisation of likeminded individuals?
The answer, after a moment of alcohol-fuelled tangents, became clear: T-shirts.
And so we ask any and all comers to participate in a caption competition. We picture the three-eyed duck of the DBS, with the letters DBS above, and a caption below. For example.
DBS - providing lube to the canonical masses since 2007
DBS - Get your hands off that Elf!
Unless Lus is an agent I've missed, of course.
So far, the best we've got is "DBS - We will never speak of this again". It has a ring to it, I feel.
This is what comes of not being around for months...
Pretty much all the message got through there, and makes sense. So, with hands VERY FAR AWAY from that damned "post" button, we ask for alternative captions for this t-shirt.
Mostly because we're thinking of having a "Captions that didn't make the cut" bit on the back.