I just meant it to be a fictional site accessible only via the Canon Protection Initiative dimensions, but if anyone's crazy and good enough with programming to try to set it up, I'm sure it'd be welcome.

Would be fun to write scripts for clips.

The dark screen suddenly lit up to reveal a slightly grainy close up of Yuui's mouth.

"The little red light means it's on, right, Nataku-kun?"

An affirmative reply was heard from behind the chef and the blond stepped back to smile serenely into the camera lens.

"You hold that steady, kay, Kazu-chan?"

"Right, Yuui-nii!"

"Do we have all the ingredients, Nataku-kun?"

"Yes, Yuui-san, but are you really sure-"

"I'm certain!" Yuui spun around to face his costar, inadvertently turning his back on the camera. "Miss Angel was kind enough to set up my own channel on OFUTube and Tomoyo-hime let me borrow her camera... Isn't this perfect?"

Nataku peered around Yuui and peered into the lens. "I was just wondering if Kazuki was the best choice for a camerawoman. She's barely four feet tall."

"But this is fun, Niisan!" A childish voice insisted from behind the camera.

"She was the only one I could find," Yuui explained apologetically, "Everyone seems to be scared of the kitchen today."

"Don't worry, Yuui-nii!"The camera girl chirped, "You can count on me!"

Nataku privately thought he knew exactly why everyone was avoiding them but merely sighed to himself.

"Okay, so let's start!" Yuui smiled happily into the camera, "Hello, Internet! Welcome to the first episode of Yuui's Kitchen Cooking! Today we'll be showing you how to cook my latest invention: Lamb Shank Sundae!"

At this point, Fay hit the pause button on the video with a chuckle and spun around in his chair to face his fellow viewer. "How did that taste, by the way?"

"I hate your brother and I hate his friends and I hate this stupid site!" Kurogane growled back.