Hm...

Unsure of where to begin... by paladin on 2008-11-16 19:46:00 UTC Reply

Hey all, Paladin again.

I've a few questions, with the possibility of a new PPC agent in the works. Basically, in my long wanderings I've run across fics so disturbing I can't even begin to figure out who to report them to. Most of these are basically the characters forced to bow to the author's incredibly messed up fetishes, a lot of which isn't even on the charge lists (I've looked).

In response, I was thinking of creating an agent (or possible a pair) to deal with this sort of stuff. Like I said, however, I have no idea where they'd be assigned. I considered DAVD, but they're strictly observational. So, I was thinking of creating a special unit specifically to deal with this stuff. They would have rather liberal charge lists, more freedom of action in the field, and lots of heavy weaponry.

Any thoughts?

Re: Unsure of where to begin... by Paladin on 2008-11-16 21:04:00 UTC Reply

On the other hand, according to the Manual, DAVD does actually do field work, or so it seems. It's a bit vague, but it does mention them having agents, along with a medical and intelligence subsection. Perhaps I can shoe my characters in there after all.

Which is indeed the case. by Huinesoron on 2008-11-16 22:36:00 UTC Reply

It was a rather elaborate retcon after certain other sources claimed DAVD did fieldwork, combined with the convenient fact that we already had a canonical split between intelligence and medical branches.

hS

Well, then by Paladin on 2008-11-16 23:40:00 UTC Reply

That solves my problem. DAVD it is. God help me.

I know I may regret this... by Ansela on 2008-11-17 00:25:00 UTC Reply

but what fetishes/kinks are we talking about here?

Re: I know I may regret this... by Paladin on 2008-11-17 04:52:00 UTC Reply

Oh boy...well, letseehere, the fic I was thinking as a sample involves Buffy (the Slayer) getting turned into a hooker by her mother (who's been vamped)and starts out with her having sex with various characters and mostly random men. However, the part I was going to use is actually midway in, when she is turned into a "alien breeding slave" (really, it's in the title). And then in the following chapter she becomes a stripper and has a gang bang with a bunch of demons.

And this is one of the tamer fics...I won't even discuss the Disney tentacle porn...the horror, the horror.

Needless to say, this stuff would not be for the kiddies. As a reflection, the characters I've written are also much darker then your standard PPC fare.

Ahh...Disney. by WikiMaster on 2008-11-17 10:40:00 UTC Reply

Let me guess, Is the tentacle porn in the Pirates of the Carribiean fandom, or in Lilo and Stich (The Animated Series)?

PS: If you're interested, I can give you a few Disney fics (Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Hannah Montana, mostly) to enrich your sporking menu. I hope you reply!

Re: Ahh...Disney. by Paladin on 2008-11-17 17:51:00 UTC Reply

No, actually. If I remember correctly (and Lord knows I tried not to), the story involved the Disney princesses, all of 'em, traveling to Japan and getting attacked by a tentacle monster.

Basically, there are people out there who want to literally rape your childhood. I think I'll decline the Disney fics unless they are at, or above, this level of disturbing. I may have my plate full for a while, especially if I decide to take on "Agony in Pink"...shudder. Thank you, though.

No, the fics i'm offering aren't as disturbing as that. by WikiMaster on 2008-11-18 10:53:00 UTC Reply

However, they could have raped my childhood, if I were a few years younger*. Have fun!

*In fact, they could be raping someone else's childhood right now.

Hm... by Spud avec on 2008-11-16 20:39:00 UTC Reply

Well, being newish, I'm not entirely sure how all of the departmental stuff works, but... Well, assuming you have permission and you're using DAVD as your model, why not look into forming a new division of the Department for that purposes? Like I said though, I'm not positive of all the details, so it might be counter-intuitive for DAVD to have field agents. In which case, please ignore me/logic curbstomp me as you see fit. ^^
Re: Unsure of where to begin... by Ansela on 2008-11-16 20:06:00 UTC Reply

Maybe you could create a new Department or Division (with PG approval of course). The Department of Implausible Kinks or something like that.

Re: Unsure of where to begin... by Anonymous on 2008-11-16 20:28:00 UTC Reply

That was the idea...though "Disturbing sex acts", or something similar might be more like it. Like I said, DAVD would probably be my model, except they're observation only.