Subject: Head, meet desk.
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Posted on: 2008-09-26 00:40:00 UTC
"Hey head!"
"Hey desk! Long time no see!"
"Yeah...did you flunk a pop quiz again?"
"No...I read this article about five baffling sex scenes in Fanfiction..."
"Ooh, that's bad. Go pester someone to get you some Bleepovour."
"I feel like mixing Stuffs with Bleeprin myself..."
*BOOOM*
I just found an interesting article on Cracked.com, which details the 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in Fanfiction History. It doesn't really go into anything graphic, otherwise my mind would have exploded, but it's an interesting read. Number 2 was quite warped for me...
http://www.cracked.com/article165545-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html
So yeah, mind-warping is to ensue. Bleeprin and Bleepolate is on me!
"Hey head!"
"Hey desk! Long time no see!"
"Yeah...did you flunk a pop quiz again?"
"No...I read this article about five baffling sex scenes in Fanfiction..."
"Ooh, that's bad. Go pester someone to get you some Bleepovour."
"I feel like mixing Stuffs with Bleeprin myself..."
*BOOOM*
One of the comments has the link for a Hitler/Jesus slash. Worse than any of the five mentioned, I would think.
OMGWTFBBQ? You're not being serious, right?
Which is:
'Author's note: Adolph Hitler and Jesus are both my original characters. They are copyrighted and you cannot use them without my permission.'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only thing Adolf Hitler was owned by was the British.
*sort of...dies...*
DX
Hilarious. Also slightly traumatizing, as I had no idea stuff like this existed. o.O
The article made it funny, which is good because otherwise I think I might have tried to break something.
Thanks for posting the link. :) Laughter is a good thing.
There was a link on Deleterius, I think - someone wanted to spork #2. Not sure how that turned out, but yeah. I remember staring at the screen and going 'guh?' at #1, but the others I just found hilarious. Meh.
I needed a good laugh, thanks for posting this!
All those pairings could probably make amusing crackfic, although Weasley Twins/Lance Bass is a bit hard to set up, and twincest kinda not my thing (okay, I'll be honest, none of those are 'my thing', before you get any ideas, but incest is one of my very few 'just ... no' things).
Correct me if I'm wrong though, but I'd nominate Kurt Cobain/Axl Rose for 'most baffling sex scene in fanfic history'. It sure as hell baffled me.
Picard. Elrond. Picard. El- NO. Just... no *shudder*
*chugs Bleepulan Ale*
Picard, Gandalf, sex on the Balrog, in space.
I'd read it. *hides*
I'd love to see how it could work.
I like brain-breaking pairings, when the author actually makes it plausible. And I sort of have a crush on both Picard and Gandalf, so...*goes back into hiding*
Begging your pardon, but... BLAHARHAHGAGARAHG!
*wails and hides in a corner* Bleepka... want Bleepka. *sniff*
How can you do ANYTHING, let alone have sex, ON a Balrog? Forget "in space"...
Okay, okay, it was a joke. Still, the mental image... Where's my bleepka?
But it was still amusing in a horrific way at the time.
I really shouldn't have eaten before reading that.
... "Little Miss Mary", too. But their examples were pretty hilarious, if not quite as brain-breaking.
...I saw the first few words of #5 and had to leave.
I am filthy-minded. I have a little taste for such things where humor is concerned, as long as it's witty and well-written.
But?
DO. NOT. WAAAAAAAAANT.
*hugs poor Picard*
*grabs as much Bleepolate and Bleepulan Ale as is possible*