Subject: You poor, poor thing... *pats and ofers Bleepka*
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Posted on: 2008-08-08 09:05:00 UTC
C*l*br**n is no laughing matter. Here, drink Bleepka and let the memories of it wash away...
Subject: You poor, poor thing... *pats and ofers Bleepka*
Author:
Posted on: 2008-08-08 09:05:00 UTC
C*l*br**n is no laughing matter. Here, drink Bleepka and let the memories of it wash away...
http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/a_lover.txt
NSFW
NSFB
In fact, NSFA
It involves a 13 year old self-insert hermaphrodite getting it on with a talking cat.
Even if I don't know which fandom this fic massascres, I know this is WRONG, sick, and deserves a Legendary Badfic label.
And I just finished reading C*le*r*an! Woe is I...
*curls up into tiny ball and sobs*
C*l*br**n is no laughing matter. Here, drink Bleepka and let the memories of it wash away...
I really should start listening to my brain when it screams "No, Makari, no! Bad writer, no biscuit!"
...the mental images will take some time to go away. One of these days I'll learn, but apparently not today. Now, I know somebody gave me something with memory-altering qualities... if only I could remember where I put it...
Ahnonay divided by Todelmer equals Channelwood. I'm sorry, the universe has a divide by zero in line 342,836,570,234,977,890. Reboot? (Y/N)
Erk, I remember that one. Misscam MSTed it a long, long time ago, and it was one of my first intros to badfic. But yes, definitely worthy (?) of the Legendary Badfic title.
*giggles* I love that one, it's so beautiful in its own trainwrecky way. I've only ever seen two episodes of Sailor Moon and I still think this is really funny. The part which got me was that it was apparently supposed to be set a month after it was written, so I couldn't help but wonder if the writer was hoping he'd grow a uterus and move to Tokyo in the intervening time ...
(Remind me, make references to it in OFUR. Sakura-chan glomps Gingivere and teacher tells her "put him down, we don't need an Oscar impersonation"?)