Re: I'd like to nominate something for legendary badfic status

I'd like to nominate something for legendary badfic status by The Eternal Newb on 2008-08-07 00:28:00 UTC Reply

http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/oscarfics/a_lover.txt
NSFW
NSFB
In fact, NSFA

It involves a 13 year old self-insert hermaphrodite getting it on with a talking cat.

Waaaait...which fandom is this in? by Lily Winterwood on 2008-08-07 22:40:00 UTC Reply

Even if I don't know which fandom this fic massascres, I know this is WRONG, sick, and deserves a Legendary Badfic label.
And I just finished reading C*le*r*an! Woe is I...
*curls up into tiny ball and sobs*

You poor, poor thing... *pats and ofers Bleepka* by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-08-08 09:05:00 UTC Reply

C*l*br**n is no laughing matter. Here, drink Bleepka and let the memories of it wash away...

Sailor Moon, judging by the mention of the Scouts (nm) by Ansela on 2008-08-07 22:46:00 UTC Reply

Ahhhhhh. by Lily Winterwood on 2008-08-07 23:18:00 UTC Reply

I've never watched Sailor Moon. But this fic is terrible without having to be a fanfic. Basically, no one with an iota of common sense would enjoy it.

Seconded. Very much so. by Makari on 2008-08-07 08:23:00 UTC Reply

I really should start listening to my brain when it screams "No, Makari, no! Bad writer, no biscuit!"

...the mental images will take some time to go away. One of these days I'll learn, but apparently not today. Now, I know somebody gave me something with memory-altering qualities... if only I could remember where I put it...

Thirded. by Tawaki on 2008-08-07 15:14:00 UTC Reply

Ahnonay divided by Todelmer equals Channelwood. I'm sorry, the universe has a divide by zero in line 342,836,570,234,977,890. Reboot? (Y/N)

Re: I'd like to nominate something for legendary badfic status by Enelya on 2008-08-07 06:42:00 UTC Reply

Erk, I remember that one. Misscam MSTed it a long, long time ago, and it was one of my first intros to badfic. But yes, definitely worthy (?) of the Legendary Badfic title.
Oh, I know that one! by Laburnum on 2008-08-07 00:54:00 UTC Reply

*giggles* I love that one, it's so beautiful in its own trainwrecky way. I've only ever seen two episodes of Sailor Moon and I still think this is really funny. The part which got me was that it was apparently supposed to be set a month after it was written, so I couldn't help but wonder if the writer was hoping he'd grow a uterus and move to Tokyo in the intervening time ...

(Remind me, make references to it in OFUR. Sakura-chan glomps Gingivere and teacher tells her "put him down, we don't need an Oscar impersonation"?)