Subject: Guess what? You can have them!
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Posted on: 2008-08-07 18:35:00 UTC
Gosh they were a pain in the neck to read!
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Uhhhh...anyone for LotR badfics? by
on 2008-07-31 21:02:00 UTC
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Where The Wind Takes You
It's the canon-breaking things that make me mad here...
Uhhhhh...are you sure people call Lord Elrond "Mr. Elrond sir", especially an Elf? Ok, nevermind, that's Mary Sue...Ariel. Honestly. ARIEL. She even mispells her own name once! And Pearl Muddifoot? Who in Eru's green Arda would have a surname like that? Wait...I never knew Elrond adopted Hobbits! And yelled like Denethor!
(okay, okay, I'm rambling. But GAAAAAH! If this fic isn't already claimed, I swear to Manwe I shall claim it!) -
Ohhhhh and some more badfic...sweet Eru... by
on 2008-08-06 23:46:00 UTC
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Fer the love of Yavanna Kementari...
A Destiny Revealed
Someone must have thought that the companyof Miss Cam was utterly delightful. They can't get their spacing right. Therefore, I am not reading it. And of course "Marcie" and "Meg" are SUCH elvish names. *eyeroll*
Legolas returns home.
Ha, so much for "She's not a Legolas Luster, so she's not a Mary Sue!" Is Golothgaladh really meant to be a name? ("something tree"...I can't get the first part from the Etymologies...what DOES it mean?)Same goes for Meraithil ("something moon" now, though I suspect it's wish moon)and Lithilien (I swear someone decided to just warp Ithilien for that one...an extra L). Once again, spacing problems occur later on. What an eyesore.
This Isn't Happening
And once again a sweet little teen sails up that river in Egypt as she lands in Rivendell. Elrond is attacked by terrible grammar as our heroine (*snort*) attacks orcs and thinks she's in France. What a way to go...
To the author: Nice penname! Legolas would certainly feel flattered. *eyeroll*
Laicalasse's Tale
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE SPACING PROBLEMS?!?!?
*dodges punctuation rain* Well, this author is trying (by using bits of knowledge that one would know of they really paid attention to the movies or read the books), but there's some 'Suvian properties that need tending to. First off...SHE'S HALF-HOBBIT? And why would Elrond hate hobbits? He's had five in his house. What happened to "kind as Summer"? And a few more Mini-Balrogs get their wings.
By the way: THERE ARE NO SERVANTS IN RIVENDELL!!!!!
But i don't want to leave middle earth
Microwave explosions clearly open up portals to fantasy lands in the middle of a serious war, right? Elrond of Naturally Nine would have these two girls' heads on a mithril platter...possible eleven walkers! And does anyone care to enlighten me as to what "karneambra" means? Because it clearly sounds like 'Suvian Elvish. (Selvish! *laugh*) -
I would like to claim... by
on 2008-08-07 00:36:00 UTC
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"Legolas returns home." and "Laicalasse's Tale". I need extra missions to keep my incoming agents busy.
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Guess what? You can have them! by
on 2008-08-07 18:35:00 UTC
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Gosh they were a pain in the neck to read!
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I don't see why not by
on 2008-08-01 00:38:00 UTC
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Check the list of "Claimed Badfic" on the wiki, though.
"Mr Elrond"? What, is she TRYING to be dragged back to OFUM? *sigh* -
I don't know! She is insane! by
on 2008-08-01 00:43:00 UTC
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I checked. It's not on there. Hoo boy. I'd love to PPC her.