Subject: *bites*
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Posted on: 2008-07-25 09:24:00 UTC
*being completely contrary to first reply proclaiming about lack of biting*
You've been linked to the wiki several times already, so have teethmarks in your arm and traces of saliva instead. :D
Help...I'm new here and I don't have a clue what to do or post...or where to post it Help! 0_o
A belated welcome to you! Don't worry about anything. You'll figure it out and if you have any questions just ask anyone. People here are very nice.
*being completely contrary to first reply proclaiming about lack of biting*
You've been linked to the wiki several times already, so have teethmarks in your arm and traces of saliva instead. :D
And also have a link to our LJ community: http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc
Have some lembas, read the wiki (which I'm sure someone has already linked you to) and reply to posts :)
Hello! I gift you with an egg whisk--It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.
I shall gift you with a pin to pin on any hats you might have. It can display whatever slogan you want. ^_^
What are your fandoms?
I seem to be giving away a lot of these today... They're very useful, though. Snitched right out of a plothole.
Welcome! It looks like everyone else has already given you the important links... except, I think, the wiki.
'ello, cga! What are your favorite fandoms? *gives you a sharp pointy object of your choice* Oh, by the way, please leave any sanity you might have at the door, you won't need it here.
~Zoe~
Greetings Zoe, thenkyou for the sharp pointy- I shall use it to annoy elder siblings. As for my favorite fandoms?.....errr probably LOTR, Starship troopers, Halo (yes I know it's sad) and Alien(S)
LOTR is one of my favorites too. My favorite characters are Thranduril, Legolas, Aragorn and Oropher. What about you?
~Zoe~
My favourites are probably Merry and Pippin, Aragorn, Eowyn and Arwen (from the film, not the book).
I think you meant Thranduil.
Thranduril is a mini-Balrog, who has already been adopted, just so you know.
Why is Halo sad? Did somebody steal its Canon again?
Salutations, hail and well met, and other such phrases.
*hands over a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object* Here ya go. Throw the pebbles at Sues (but not sisters) and marvel at the shininess of your Shiny Object.
Normally, what you do to introduce yourself is just post with your Board name, tell us how you got here and express your willingness to join. :) Everyone else will answer your questions if they can. Ansela appears to have given you most of the important links, so I'd suggest investigating them.
And, er, Bleepolate is solid chocolate. Unless you melted it. We have a list of Bleeproducts on the PPC WIki.
yeah, sorry about drinking the Bleepolate- I realy should have checked the PPC WIki before hand
Hi, confuzledgremlinarmy here (cga for short), I'm new here. I found the ppc through Fynn- (yes I am the Annoying Younger Brother)and am now completely lost....help!?
I gift you with psychic paper, so you can show in print how confused you are. :)
Erm...what exactly are you confused about? What the PPC does, or what the Board is? Or something else? For PPC stuff, follow the links in one of the posts below, should get you sorted out. The Board is where we chat, about badfic, missions, birthdays, and random things we like (or don't).
I present you with your first batch of Bleepolate! (Bleeprin Chocolate). That should hopefully keep you sane around here. No promises though.
Incidentally, if you see any marbles, please tell me. I lost mine...
thankyou for the Bleepolate, *drinks Bleepolate* hiccups *looks for eyeballs*
Welcome to the Board, mate!
*gives you a radioactive iguana and a ferret-cosy*
Here, have a complimentary P-90.
You've already figured out how to post, which is the main thing. Try looking on the for info. Be careful of people offering links to Legendary Badfic, as even the summaries have been known to traumatise.
If you wish to read missions, then The Original Series is the best place to start. The List of Everything PPC is also helpful.
Come in, have fun and be yourself. We don't bite. Well, some of us do, but not often.