A belated welcome to you! Don't worry about anything. You'll figure it out and if you have any questions just ask anyone. People here are very nice.

*being completely contrary to first reply proclaiming about lack of biting*

You've been linked to the wiki several times already, so have teethmarks in your arm and traces of saliva instead. :D

And also have a link to our LJ community: http://community.livejournal.com/the_ppc

Have some lembas, read the wiki (which I'm sure someone has already linked you to) and reply to posts :)

Hello! I gift you with an egg whisk--It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.

I shall gift you with a pin to pin on any hats you might have. It can display whatever slogan you want. ^_^

What are your fandoms?

I seem to be giving away a lot of these today... They're very useful, though. Snitched right out of a plothole.

Welcome! It looks like everyone else has already given you the important links... except, I think, the wiki.

'ello, cga! What are your favorite fandoms? *gives you a sharp pointy object of your choice* Oh, by the way, please leave any sanity you might have at the door, you won't need it here.

~Zoe~

Salutations, hail and well met, and other such phrases.

*hands over a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object* Here ya go. Throw the pebbles at Sues (but not sisters) and marvel at the shininess of your Shiny Object.

Normally, what you do to introduce yourself is just post with your Board name, tell us how you got here and express your willingness to join. :) Everyone else will answer your questions if they can. Ansela appears to have given you most of the important links, so I'd suggest investigating them.

And, er, Bleepolate is solid chocolate. Unless you melted it. We have a list of Bleeproducts on the PPC WIki.

Hi, confuzledgremlinarmy here (cga for short), I'm new here. I found the ppc through Fynn- (yes I am the Annoying Younger Brother)and am now completely lost....help!?