Subject: That Pokémon the Movie 2000 one was pretty ludicrous.
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Posted on: 2013-04-03 04:09:00 UTC
The most recent "chosen one" nonsense occurs in the Black-Victini and Reshiram or White-Victini and Zekrom movie(the creators never said which is canonical, so they are assumed to both be by most sources, which is stupid because they contradict each other's backstories), where he allies himself with Reshiram/Zekrom for what amounts to "pursuing the best truth" or the "best ideals", respectively (because that's never a Mary Sue trait), and leads the legendary that he befriends to go beat down on the other one, who was pursuing the "wrong" path. This is despite the fact that in the episodes, he had already attuned to Zekrom, which means that in Black-Victini and Reshiram, he was not only usurping the role of the player character, but also attuning to both legendary dragons of Unova, which is specifically said to be impossible. That's why the storyline needed two heroes! The dragons' divine portfolios and personalities are too different to be contained in one individual, whether that be human or Pokémon! It is a core component of the Unova legend!
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Okay, I'm going to go cool down for a minute before I tell you the last one, because it is a doozy and I want a clear head when talking to you about it. I have trouble with continuity damage. Rage trouble.
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I'm okay now.
Ash was also the "chosen one" in the Lucario and the Mystery of Mew movie, where his real Stuish tendencies come out. Here we go...
He was the only surviving descendant of a secret organization called the Aura Guardians, and thus the only one capable of using their Lost Technology to look through time, summon a time-sealed Lucario, and heal a gigantic tree-like lifeform of its undescribed ailment. Also, when he was in the presence of that time-Lucario, he could shoot balls of life-force at things, because he was part Aura Guardian. Yes, that's all the explanation the movie gives for him gaining and then losing the power to summon orbs of spontaneous destruction.
The tree-thing was not a Pokémon, in case you were wondering. It was a gigantic rock-covered creature made of crystal and the technology of an anime-exclusive ancient civilization, and it kept gigantic shape-shifting blobs that typically took the form of Kabutops or Omastar inside its body to serve as a biological security system.
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew was messed up, is basically what I'm saying here. I'd link a picture of those blob-nasties, but I can't get Google to show me any. I must be using the wrong search terms.
Basically, there is no doubt in my mind that Ash is a massive blight on the canon. When one movie has enough Stu-traits to merit a kill and a second has enough to send the unprepared reaching for a flamethrower, he deserves to be purged.