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A question for the HFA by Artic Blade on 2008-07-18 16:34:00 UTC Reply

The story I'm about to PPC happens to involve a young 'Witch' - the niece of Voldemort and the Granddaughter of Dumbledore, whose name is Celebi. Now, people have told me I need to have a very painful death for her, and this is what I've come up with.

Since Celebi also happens to be a 'Grass / Psychic' Type in the Pokemon World, the plan is this: Firstly, the Agents 'Borrow' a device from a Pokemon Goodfic which prevents the use of psychic powers.
At which point, the Agents tie the 'Sue to a stake (Little tribute to the Salem Trials) in the middle of the HFA Quidditch Stadium, where the monsters Volvagia and the King Dodongo from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, have a Detahmatch against each other, with said 'Sue in the middle.
It's more a point of permission. I don't really wanna tread on anyone's toes, particularly Meir's. Anyone else think of a suitable location, or know how to acquire permission?

And since we do want the 'Sue to be in pain for as long as possible, we will be casting the occasional healing charm, not neccesarily a HP one, to fix up her burns. Any Wizard / Witch Agents are welcome to participate in the spectacle.

Well, by Inkling on 2008-07-19 05:22:00 UTC Reply

HFA hasn't been updated since 2007, so I don't know about that.

Neither of my agents are from the HP fandom, but I suspect they would be eager to attend the slaying.
I can't answer your question, but... by SealRat on 2008-07-18 23:45:00 UTC Reply

I do think people would like to join up in the slaying, like in the original series, if my memory serves me well.

Also, the name Celebi and this basic plot seems very familiar. Was the description posted when it was up for grabs or am I just going insane?

Yessums by Artic Blade on 2008-07-20 02:25:00 UTC Reply

It was posted. Since it's probably about two pages in the past, I'll post it again:

1. Celebi's Diary
Celebi Dumbledore, granddaughter of Albus Dumbledore and niece of Voldemort, releases herself from fulfilling her duty as a death eater and turns to Harry's arms. What will happen to her promised marriage and love to Draco?

Now, since little Celebi happens to offend two continuums, that's why I'm making the punishment extra mean, by pitting King Dodongo:
and Volvagia:
against each other in a big death match. Since both use fire, Celebi will be tied to a stake in the center of the field. To prolong her suffering, she will be doused in fire-resilient oil, and subject to the occasional healing charm from the crowd. Of course, other charms are also welcome. The match will end when there is a definite victory by King Dodongo or Volvagia, and the 'Sue has been destroyed. Should Celebi live through the first battle, we will cast an illusion on Celebi to make her look like Link, from Legend of Zelda. That should just about do it.

As far as I know, HFA isn't open any more. Or running. by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2008-07-18 19:00:00 UTC Reply

Meir Brin hasn't updated for over a year now. I've tried to get in contact with her, but she's not replied. I'd suggest a place within HQ. Harry Potter is a well-liked canon in the PPC, and I think a lot of Agents would like to come and watch. My girls certainly would.