Take a shot.... by
Le Jai
on 2008-07-09 07:03:00 UTC
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...Every time you start reading a badfic in general. You're going to need it.
Every time you get past five paragraphs. You're /really/ going to need it.
Take Seven shots if you finish a badfic. You're going to want to forget this in the morning, and the hangover is infinitely preferable to the memory of Badfic.
|D *is so obviously not clever dear god someone make Le Jai just shut up already*
For the first one... by
Oozaru Angel
on 2008-07-02 12:06:00 UTC
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It's been a while since I read the Ranma 1/2 manga but if they're really from Nerima, isn't that a legitimate explanation? I mean, I know that in theory not everyone in nerima has super martial art powers but you couldn't be blamed for thinking otherwise...
Yup! by
Artic Blade
on 2008-07-02 11:21:00 UTC
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Every time you find someone involved in a new (Or previously unknown) prophocy to defeat the Big Bad,take a shot.
Every time a Sue goes after one of the Big Lusts (Legolas, Jack Sparrow, etc), take a shot.
Every time you find a 'Sue with crystal eyes (Emerald, Sapphire, Diamond, etc, take a shot.
Every time the Author begs everyone to stop flaming, take a shot.
Every time the Author says they're gonna ignore flames from now on, take a shot every time they mention a flame.
Every time a reviewer reads a story and says 'omg i is sooo gud!!!1 plez updt sun!!11 drico i so kawai1!' or similar to that, take a shot.
Every time someone falls through a Tv / Book / Gaming Unit into the world, take a shot.
Ok, who's next?