Subject: Take a shot....
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Posted on: 2008-07-09 07:03:00 UTC
...Every time you start reading a badfic in general. You're going to need it.
Every time you get past five paragraphs. You're /really/ going to need it.
Take Seven shots if you finish a badfic. You're going to want to forget this in the morning, and the hangover is infinitely preferable to the memory of Badfic.
|D *is so obviously not clever dear god someone make Le Jai just shut up already*
Every time somebody jumps out of a third story window and explains that they'll be fine by mentioning that they're from Nerima, take a shot.
Every time somebody uses the power of true "luv," take a shot.
Actually, just take a shot whenever love is spelled luv.
Every time a Middle Earth elf gets mistaken for a Discworld elf (or vice versa), take a shot.
Every time chatspeak is used in dialogue, take a shot.
Every time there's an author's note someplace other than the very beginning or the very end, take a shot.
...Every time you start reading a badfic in general. You're going to need it.
Every time you get past five paragraphs. You're /really/ going to need it.
Take Seven shots if you finish a badfic. You're going to want to forget this in the morning, and the hangover is infinitely preferable to the memory of Badfic.
|D *is so obviously not clever dear god someone make Le Jai just shut up already*
It's been a while since I read the Ranma 1/2 manga but if they're really from Nerima, isn't that a legitimate explanation? I mean, I know that in theory not everyone in nerima has super martial art powers but you couldn't be blamed for thinking otherwise...
I meant for fics which are not primarily Ranma 1/2 fanfiction.
Like, if a Star Wars character explains that they're from Nerima, rather than the much more likely explanation of being force sensitive.
Or if a brand new digidestined Sue claims to be from Nerima.
Every time you find someone involved in a new (Or previously unknown) prophocy to defeat the Big Bad,take a shot.
Every time a Sue goes after one of the Big Lusts (Legolas, Jack Sparrow, etc), take a shot.
Every time you find a 'Sue with crystal eyes (Emerald, Sapphire, Diamond, etc, take a shot.
Every time the Author begs everyone to stop flaming, take a shot.
Every time the Author says they're gonna ignore flames from now on, take a shot every time they mention a flame.
Every time a reviewer reads a story and says 'omg i is sooo gud!!!1 plez updt sun!!11 drico i so kawai1!' or similar to that, take a shot.
Every time someone falls through a Tv / Book / Gaming Unit into the world, take a shot.
Ok, who's next?
Every time a Sue has a Cute and Mythical Animal Friend, take a shot.
Every time an Author holds their story hostage, take as shot for every review they want.
Every time an Author (or a Sue) mentions Twilight, take a shot.
Every time a Sue is described as 'tanned pale' or something like that, take a shot.
then I would get drunk just off my own (kawaiiichisgurl4eva) 'fic' using 2, 5 and 6 alone. I'm scaring myself with how often I do all of those things.