Subject: Re: *wanders in*
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Posted on: 2008-06-30 22:00:00 UTC
Welcome! I'm a newbie here so this is my first gift giving! Lots of Bleepka and mounds of chocolate for you!
Helen
Subject: Re: *wanders in*
Author:
Posted on: 2008-06-30 22:00:00 UTC
Welcome! I'm a newbie here so this is my first gift giving! Lots of Bleepka and mounds of chocolate for you!
Helen
Hello all. I come bearing treats for the mini balrogs. *gets shoved by araothron* Now dear, you've had yours. It's time to share. *pets and gives a few strips of fangirl flavored bacon*
Welcome to the ppc. hope you enjoy it here
I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.
Welcome to the insanity!
This one is a washedout black colour, but it is clean!
Thranduain greatly appreciates the bacon. :D
~Enelya
Because really, it's very useful.
I see you've already been warned about the Legendary Badfics, so I'll just second that, and July should be along at any moment to drown you in The Links...
Enjoy!
Did I see you a while back? I think I did. Oh well, never mind.
*hands you a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*
You can throw the pebbles at Sues and be awed by the Shiny Object's shininess. Glad to have you here.
...ooohh, treats for the mini-Balrogs? Wonderful. I have 345 of them to keep happy at the moment. (Though I guess that's what I get for running the Adoptions list.)
Anyway. I used to give out the links, but JulyFlame called me out on it recently as they're her newbie-presents, so she should be handing them over soon. :) Until then, spend some time on here and enjoy the madness.
*hands you a very large catapult* You can use it to chuck these! *hands you a lot of clay cats filled with fire* Mwahahaaaaaah!!!! xD
Anyway. Any agents? *steals bacon and noms it* *doesn't care if it's for mini-Balrogs*
Welcome! I'm a newbie here so this is my first gift giving! Lots of Bleepka and mounds of chocolate for you!
Helen
*Buries in a mountain of assorted Bleepolate and Bleepolate Liqeuors* Welcome to the PPC! If you find a few nuts and bolts around, they're probably mine. Welcome to the PPC though, prepare to claw your eyes out with sporks, or overdose on Bleeprin. Whichever comes first.
Oh, and by the way, if you ever get a link to That Series, or C*l*b*i*n, never, EVER go out and find them, or click on that link. That is a horror form which you may never recover.
Anyways, welcome again! (From the Aussie who woke up at 5:30am completely refreshed and energetic)
Welcome to the fun and madness that is the PPC board. Hope you enjoy it here. I present you with duct tape, because one can never have enough duct tape. It's shiny, and you can use it to gag 'Sues! Ooh...shiny...
*deep breath* Convenient Towels are like normal towels but they change to whatever color you want when you're first given them and they tend to pop up when you need them and I hope you've read the Hitchhiker's Guide so you'll understand just how useful Deus-Ex-Machina towels are...
Phew.
So... What fandoms are you planning on covering? I assume from the mini-Balrog reference you know what you're getting into, but someone better at this than me is likely to shower you with links soon.
May your edged weapons stay sharp; may you always know the truth, and may its light shine on you; may you have luck and success in all your endeavors* --
and, hey, what fandoms are you planning on covering?
ATTE
C of the Run-On-Sentences (Whoops, that's a lot of them)
*Blessings are fun. The first is my usual one to newbies, the second is from a song of Bob Dylan's, and the third, I made up on the spot, so you should feel special!