GReetings by
kitsune106
on 2008-07-02 16:33:00 UTC
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Welcome to the ppc. hope you enjoy it here
Hola! by
Sara
on 2008-07-02 04:08:00 UTC
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I gift you with an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.
Welcome to the insanity!
Have a Sock Monster by
Crystal
on 2008-07-01 12:36:00 UTC
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This one is a washedout black colour, but it is clean!
Welcome! Have an iguana! by
Enelya
on 2008-07-01 01:43:00 UTC
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Thranduain greatly appreciates the bacon. :D
~Enelya
Welcome! Have some Elvish rope! by
Sedri
on 2008-07-01 00:16:00 UTC
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Because really, it's very useful.
I see you've already been warned about the Legendary Badfics, so I'll just second that, and July should be along at any moment to drown you in The Links...
Enjoy!
Hello and greetings! by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2008-07-01 00:06:00 UTC
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Did I see you a while back? I think I did. Oh well, never mind.
*hands you a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object*
You can throw the pebbles at Sues and be awed by the Shiny Object's shininess. Glad to have you here.
...ooohh, treats for the mini-Balrogs? Wonderful. I have 345 of them to keep happy at the moment. (Though I guess that's what I get for running the Adoptions list.)
Anyway. I used to give out the links, but JulyFlame called me out on it recently as they're her newbie-presents, so she should be handing them over soon. :) Until then, spend some time on here and enjoy the madness.
Yo! by
insanegrrl
on 2008-06-30 22:56:00 UTC
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*hands you a very large catapult* You can use it to chuck these! *hands you a lot of clay cats filled with fire* Mwahahaaaaaah!!!! xD
Anyway. Any agents? *steals bacon and noms it* *doesn't care if it's for mini-Balrogs*
Re: *wanders in* by
HelenofPylos
on 2008-06-30 22:00:00 UTC
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Welcome! I'm a newbie here so this is my first gift giving! Lots of Bleepka and mounds of chocolate for you!
Helen
Welcome! by
Artic Blade
on 2008-06-30 21:23:00 UTC
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*Buries in a mountain of assorted Bleepolate and Bleepolate Liqeuors* Welcome to the PPC! If you find a few nuts and bolts around, they're probably mine. Welcome to the PPC though, prepare to claw your eyes out with sporks, or overdose on Bleeprin. Whichever comes first.
Oh, and by the way, if you ever get a link to That Series, or C*l*b*i*n, never, EVER go out and find them, or click on that link. That is a horror form which you may never recover.
Anyways, welcome again! (From the Aussie who woke up at 5:30am completely refreshed and energetic)
'Ello! by
lynxihez
on 2008-06-30 20:30:00 UTC
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Welcome to the fun and madness that is the PPC board. Hope you enjoy it here. I present you with duct tape, because one can never have enough duct tape. It's shiny, and you can use it to gag 'Sues! Ooh...shiny...
Hihihihihi! Have a Convenient Towel! by
CirГchen AnekГЎth
on 2008-06-30 19:52:00 UTC
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*deep breath* Convenient Towels are like normal towels but they change to whatever color you want when you're first given them and they tend to pop up when you need them and I hope you've read the Hitchhiker's Guide so you'll understand just how useful Deus-Ex-Machina towels are...
Phew.
So... What fandoms are you planning on covering? I assume from the mini-Balrog reference you know what you're getting into, but someone better at this than me is likely to shower you with links soon.
May your edged weapons stay sharp; may you always know the truth, and may its light shine on you; may you have luck and success in all your endeavors* --
and, hey, what fandoms are you planning on covering?
ATTE
C of the Run-On-Sentences (Whoops, that's a lot of them)
*Blessings are fun. The first is my usual one to newbies, the second is from a song of Bob Dylan's, and the third, I made up on the spot, so you should feel special!