Subject: Ave!
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Posted on: 2008-06-25 02:55:00 UTC
Hail and welcome, newcomer! We are most glad to have you. Here, I gift you with duct tape and wasabi to burn out nasty Sue eyes.
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No Subject by
on 2008-06-23 19:44:00 UTC
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Erm...well hi. I've recently become addicted to the PPC, starting of course with the wonderful founders' stories.
So, mostly I just wanted to say hi and stop lurking so that I could actually meet you wonderful people!
I haven't laughed this hard since the first time I watched Life of Brian. Thanks for that!
So, yeah, that's about it.
Yours in PPC solidarity,
Helen of Pylos (the other Helen; no I don't know Paris). -
Ave! by
on 2008-06-25 02:55:00 UTC
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Hail and welcome, newcomer! We are most glad to have you. Here, I gift you with duct tape and wasabi to burn out nasty Sue eyes.
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Welcome! Have an iguana! (nm) by
on 2008-06-25 00:29:00 UTC
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Welcome! Have a mechanical turnip. by
on 2008-06-24 04:58:00 UTC
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It's like a pocketknife, just better disguised. Of course, beware that someone might try to eat it.
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Re: Welcome! Have a mechanical turnip. by
on 2008-06-24 07:50:00 UTC
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Why thank you, Sedri. Unfortunately I'll probably be that someone who tries to eat it. Except, I've never been fond of turnips, so hopefully I'm safe.
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Greetings and welcome! by
on 2008-06-24 04:01:00 UTC
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Lovely to have you here.
I present you with a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Throw the pebbles at Sues and gaze in awe at the shininess of the Shiny Object. -
Hello! by
on 2008-06-24 03:13:00 UTC
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I gift you with an egg whisk--it's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! Use it for good and not evil.
Welcome to the insanity! XD -
Re: Hello! by
on 2008-06-24 07:48:00 UTC
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Thank you, Sara, I've always wanted a gold-plated egg whisk. How did you know?
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I'm psychic. XD (nm) by
on 2008-06-25 03:07:00 UTC
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Marhaban! Namaste! by
on 2008-06-24 02:54:00 UTC
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Have some Xanth cherries and punch. Careful, most of the cherries explode and the punch does violently, so don't use them around people you like. Ahlen wa sahlen, and welcome!
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Greetings! I gift you with psychic paper. by
on 2008-06-24 02:28:00 UTC
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Useful stuff, just don't let your mind wander when you use it. Do you have any interest in contributing to the PPC?
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Re: Greetings! I gift you with psychic paper. by
on 2008-06-24 07:47:00 UTC
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Oh, definitely. But not for a while I think and not till someone 'In Charge' has cleared it. I'm the kind of person who never does anything without absolute permission.
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Yeah, I do. by
on 2008-06-24 18:14:00 UTC
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I'm still working on my first mission, but...yeah. Department of Implausible Crossovers. I'm sure July or Cassie has/will provide you with info for permission-asking. Suffice to say, you have to wait a month anyhow.
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Re: Yeah, I do. by
on 2008-06-24 22:21:00 UTC
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Oh, that's perfect then. I won't have internet access until about mid-August anyways, so I guess it's a moot point.
One question, though (and anyone can answer): Do you have to ask permission to be a beta reader? If not, how do you go about letting people know that you have beta services to offer? Do you just post on this board?
Helen of Pylos -
Don't need Permission to beta by
on 2008-06-25 00:28:00 UTC
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There's a section of the wiki about beta readers. http://ppcwiki.wikilot.com/wiki/PPCBetaReader_Directory
Just put your name in. (The wiki has lots of other useful information, so definitely look around!) -
Welcome! by
on 2008-06-24 01:28:00 UTC
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*hands block of Blumble ice*
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2008-06-24 07:45:00 UTC
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I'm interested in the Tamora Pierce continuum, Jane Austen (I didn't believe it, but they've got their own share of bad fic) and I'll do anything else really, as long as I know the book/movie/tv show.
But I think I'll wait around a bit just to see how everyone else is doing it. Don't want to make any mistakes, right.
And thanks for the gift. I will treasure it forever (I'd do one of those smiley faces here, but I still haven't figured out how).
Yours in PPC solidarity,
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:D by
on 2008-06-24 13:02:00 UTC
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Oh, Tamora Pierce? I've searched through the Pit of Voles and I've seen lot of crossovers. *shudders*
Of course, one of the main things you learn in the PPC: everything has badfic. D: -
Re: :D by
on 2008-06-25 03:08:00 UTC
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It's funny, I can understand the urge to write fanfic, but some of the stuff out there is so...I don't know, ludicrously, mind blowing-ly bad, it kind of defies imagination.
And, yeah, bad crossovers...Tamora Pierce's fanfic has way too much of it (as well as some pretty awful Mary Sues). -
welcome! by
on 2008-06-24 00:07:00 UTC
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Have some lembas (from my Lothlorien supplier).
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Yo! by
on 2008-06-23 23:30:00 UTC
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*gives you a cat* Named Bob. He has mittens.
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*Gives a Baby Penguin made out of Bleepolate* by
on 2008-06-23 23:08:00 UTC
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Welcome! See, the Baby Penguin has two uses; it's so cute, you can distract 'Sues, and when you need a fix, there you go!
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First Sock Monster! by
on 2008-06-23 22:02:00 UTC
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I gift you a white one with black ears.
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Nice to meet ya by
on 2008-06-23 21:45:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! *High five*
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First ketchup! by
on 2008-06-23 21:16:00 UTC
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Welcome! Yes, I already said welcome on LJ, but I'm saying it again. Welcome, Wilkommen, Bienvenu, Bienvenidos, et cetera.
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Re: No Subject by
on 2008-06-23 21:00:00 UTC
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Hi there! I'm new-ish too. And new people get gifts, so let's see...what should I give you? Hmm...how about a ptarmigan, because they're cute and the name is fun to say^^
Welcome to da random insanity :D -
'Ello! by
on 2008-06-23 20:51:00 UTC
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Hope you enjoy it here!
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First plover! (nm) by
on 2008-06-23 20:05:00 UTC
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Re: First plover! by
on 2008-06-23 21:53:00 UTC
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Thanks for the awesome welcome and the gifts!
So how did you folks discover the PPC?
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Through OFUM. by
on 2008-06-23 21:58:00 UTC
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The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth. I found it...somewhere, I don't remember now, and checked out Miss Cam's (the author) website, where the PPC stories are archived. Things sort of went from there.
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Re: Through OFUM. by
on 2008-06-23 22:57:00 UTC
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I randomly found a link to the PPC portion of Miss Cam's website, through a Mary Sue Litmus Test website (I take them for fun; I suppose that says something about me). I think I ended spending all night reading Jay and Acacia's stories. Then, of course, I had to find all the other stories, too.